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19-01-2018, 12:05 PM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 11:56 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 11:50 AM)unsapien Wrote:  as necessary as a good towel

Especially if there's gonna be porn Angel

And you can bet that there will be porn.
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19-01-2018, 12:09 PM
RE: Afterlife
Milk Chocolate
Adult toy
Chocolate Raisins
A pillow and blanket
Black Chocolate
My trusty camping knife
Chocolate Sprinkles
A drumset
White Chocolate

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19-01-2018, 01:23 PM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 10:05 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 09:51 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  So I assume you believe that Jesus will provide you knee pads to make you feel better as you spend eternity blowing him?
He will grow fat upon the vast quantities of holy semenTongue

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19-01-2018, 01:31 PM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 01:23 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 10:05 AM)adey67 Wrote:  He will grow fat upon the vast quantities of holy semenTongue

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I’m kind of ashamed that I laughed at this one.
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19-01-2018, 03:12 PM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 12:05 PM)Emma Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 11:56 AM)Vera Wrote:  Especially if there's gonna be porn Angel

And you can bet that there will be porn.

I will add to my list a #7: A movie recording device so we can make our own porn and put it on the heaven internet. Fun for all.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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19-01-2018, 06:12 PM (This post was last modified: 19-01-2018 07:37 PM by Kaneda.)
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 03:12 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 12:05 PM)Emma Wrote:  And you can bet that there will be porn.

I will add to my list a #7: A movie recording device so we can make our own porn and put it on the heaven internet. Fun for all.

Just so we’re clear about the terms, does this heaven have its own private internet, or does it share an internet with the current world?

If we’re sharing an internet, I’m going to have to redact my previous post. I don’t wanna be making no angel porn if I’m going to be ogled by Mark Zuckerberg and those finagling creeps at the NSA.

Even in the imaginary afterlife, I have my standards... goddamnit.
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19-01-2018, 06:54 PM
RE: Afterlife
Beer.

Because . . .

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22-01-2018, 08:43 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 06:12 PM)Kaneda Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 03:12 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I will add to my list a #7: A movie recording device so we can make our own porn and put it on the heaven internet. Fun for all.

Just so we’re clear about the terms, does this heaven have its own private internet, or does it share an internet with the current world?

If we’re sharing an internet, I’m going to have to redact my previous post. I don’t wanna be making no angel porn if I’m going to be ogled by Mark Zuckerberg and those finagling creeps at the NSA.

Even in the imaginary afterlife, I have my standards... goddamnit.

I would imagine that there would be some sort of firewall protecting the heaven internet form the heatheNET of the real world or the christians in hell where there is no sex. It wouldn't be heaven if one could do revenge porn so there would have to be some sort of privacy setting on whatever version of Chrome or Safari heaven's computers use.

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22-01-2018, 05:46 PM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 06:54 PM)Dr H Wrote:  Beer.

Because . . .

Or because

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25-01-2018, 12:59 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 07:56 AM)jennybee Wrote:  In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
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But in all seriousness if I have to be subjected to an afterlife I'd only accept Valhalla, so really all I need is a good sharp blade and a horn to hold beer in.

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