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25-01-2018, 09:37 AM
RE: Afterlife
You will need nothing because you will be so happy to spend eternity with Jesus.

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27-01-2018, 07:01 AM
RE: Afterlife
My sanity

My mummified pets.

A few servants.

A copy of The Rites of Scrabaktenwhoduhah.

A sack lunch.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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27-01-2018, 01:30 PM
RE: Afterlife
Just remember when you're choosing your afterlife loadout™, dying doesn't stop people from being assholes and there are a lot of dead assholes on the other side.

Just sayin' make sure you arm yourself.

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27-01-2018, 02:07 PM
RE: Afterlife
(27-01-2018 01:30 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Just remember when you're choosing your afterlife loadout™, dying doesn't stop people from being assholes and there are a lot of dead assholes on the other side.

Just sayin' make sure you arm yourself.

The assholes are the least of your worries. Watch out for the multi-tentacled crustaceans with a thousand teeth, as well as the rock giants with volcanos for eyes.

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27-01-2018, 03:31 PM
RE: Afterlife
I'm not worried, I am going to the rainbow bridge to commune with the animals. Yes

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27-01-2018, 04:09 PM
RE: Afterlife
I'd have to have one of these. Angel

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No, it's not a bong! Smoke the contents of compartment A, then drink the contents of compartment B! Big Grin

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Toke enough smoke to choke a bloke, n wash away the cotton mouth with a drink of something so alcoholic it'd exp'blow'd a living person's liver out their ass! Evil_monster I'm dead; what do I give a shit? Cool

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28-01-2018, 01:00 AM
RE: Afterlife
Given that the afterlife will be full of people:A limitless heroin-drip.

I'm getting my oblivion if it's the last thing I do!

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28-01-2018, 01:03 AM (This post was last modified: 28-01-2018 01:08 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Afterlife
(28-01-2018 01:00 AM)M. Linoge Wrote:  Given that the afterlife will be full of people:A limitless heroin-drip.

It's a tough call between that and LSD. ... I've been considering it for decades. Consider .. Why not both!




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28-01-2018, 05:30 AM
RE: Afterlife
Couldn't hurt, we're already dead.

You bring the LSD and I'll share my heroin.

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28-01-2018, 05:38 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 07:56 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Okay so this is a brief ride on the woo train...but it's for funsies and not an actual belief in the afterlife...so...

In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?

My list of afterlife items:

1. Yoga mat
2. Yoga mat cleaning spray
3. Chocolate cupcakes
4. A necklace I have that is important to me/sentimental value
5. lip gloss
6. hair brush because I don't want to be a hot mess in the afterlife Wink
7. I'm hoping my cat would "expire" from natural causes at the same time as me so we could be together since we are completely codependent on each other Hobo Tongue Laugh out load
8. Moisturizer (supple skin is important in the afterlife Thumbsup )
9. Mascara
10. Hiking boots

My "afterlife" list will be the same as my pre life list. Nothing.

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