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28-03-2016, 06:03 PM (This post was last modified: 28-03-2016 06:09 PM by Agnostic Shane.)
Agnostic Shane explains Christian Logic
1. We can be blameless and perfect and still go to hell.
2. We all inherit sin (including babies)
3. Repentance can save you, except in the case of Adam & Eve
4. Only Jesus can save you, except in the case of everyone who died before Jesus was born.
5. God changes your identity to a mindless worshiper for all eternity if you become a Christian.
6. Eternal Damnation is an act of a merciful God.
7. Christians can understand God, but they just can't explain it.
8. God sacrificed his Son for us but his son is still alive.
9. If you believe Jesus died, even if he didn't, you will be saved
10. God is all knowing but he doesn't know what choices we will make
11. God is all powerful but he cannot save us from eternal damnation.
12. God doesn't need anything, but he needs us & our money.
13. God loves us, that's why he created eternal damnation.
14. God is unchanging, except when he makes mistakes and changes his mind.
15. The Bible is the word of God, but don't take it too seriously

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28-03-2016, 06:11 PM (This post was last modified: 28-03-2016 06:18 PM by Heatheness.)
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I don't think I've ever seen a poster who put their own name in the title of every or nearly every thread they posted before. I find that singularly noteworthy.

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28-03-2016, 06:13 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:11 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  I don't think I've ever seen a poster who put their own name in every or nearly every thread they posted before. I find that singularly noteworthy.
$1000,000 bet this is the only thread I posted with my forum name in the title.
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28-03-2016, 06:16 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:03 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  7. Christians can understand God, but they just can't explain it.

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28-03-2016, 06:25 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:03 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  1. We can be blameless and perfect and still go to hell.
2. We all inherit sin (including babies)
3. Repentance can save you, except in the case of Adam & Eve
4. Only Jesus can save you, except in the case of everyone who died before Jesus was born.
5. God changes your identity to a mindless worshiper for all eternity if you become a Christian.
6. Eternal Damnation is an act of a merciful God.
7. Christians can understand God, but they just can't explain it.
8. God sacrificed his Son for us but his son is still alive.
9. If you believe Jesus died, even if he didn't, you will be saved
10. God is all knowing but he doesn't know what choices we will make
11. God is all powerful but he cannot save us from eternal damnation.
12. God doesn't need anything, but he needs us & our money.
13. God loves us, that's why he created eternal damnation.
14. God is unchanging, except when he makes mistakes and changes his mind.
15. The Bible is the word of God, but don't take it too seriously

Did I get it right?

No. You got it mostly wrong.
Not to worry.
It makes no difference.

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28-03-2016, 06:34 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:25 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:03 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  1. We can be blameless and perfect and still go to hell.
2. We all inherit sin (including babies)
3. Repentance can save you, except in the case of Adam & Eve
4. Only Jesus can save you, except in the case of everyone who died before Jesus was born.
5. God changes your identity to a mindless worshiper for all eternity if you become a Christian.
6. Eternal Damnation is an act of a merciful God.
7. Christians can understand God, but they just can't explain it.
8. God sacrificed his Son for us but his son is still alive.
9. If you believe Jesus died, even if he didn't, you will be saved
10. God is all knowing but he doesn't know what choices we will make
11. God is all powerful but he cannot save us from eternal damnation.
12. God doesn't need anything, but he needs us & our money.
13. God loves us, that's why he created eternal damnation.
14. God is unchanging, except when he makes mistakes and changes his mind.
15. The Bible is the word of God, but don't take it too seriously

Did I get it right?

No. You got it mostly wrong.
Not to worry.
It makes no difference.
Which ones I got right though?
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28-03-2016, 06:36 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:34 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:25 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  No. You got it mostly wrong.
Not to worry.
It makes no difference.
Which ones I got right though?

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28-03-2016, 06:36 PM
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28-03-2016, 06:37 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:34 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  Which ones I got right though?

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That was a given
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28-03-2016, 06:43 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:37 PM)Agnostic Shane Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:36 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  15
That was a given

All the rest are "nuanced".
I do understand that many (most ?) people here are coming out of conservative/Evangelical/Fundamentalist US traditions, and *see* everything through that lens. I was lucky enough, to have escaped that nonsense.

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