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13-04-2017, 06:10 AM
RE: Alabama....smh
Shades of Birmingham 1963 maybe? Confused

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13-04-2017, 06:16 AM
RE: Alabama....smh
(13-04-2017 06:10 AM)SYZ Wrote:  Shades of Birmingham 1963 maybe? Confused
More like the Spanish Inquisition.

Happily, there will be civilian oversight of this so the "authorities" don't abuse this power, right?

Right? Consider
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13-04-2017, 06:45 AM (This post was last modified: 13-04-2017 06:48 AM by onlinebiker.)
RE: Alabama....smh
Dupe post.

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13-04-2017, 06:46 AM
RE: Alabama....smh
But definitely not a slippery slope, because GOD!
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13-04-2017, 06:47 AM
RE: Alabama....smh
(12-04-2017 07:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Oh you know some kids are gonna be fiddled with this shit and the offenders covered for.

Mark my words, 30 years from now there's gonna be a string of people coming forward about how they were 'handled' as children in this place and how the police not only covered it up but reported complaints to be the predictors making matters worse.

This just scccrrreeeaaaammmmms corruption.

Safe money says you're exactly right.


We'll call it "prophecy"

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14-04-2017, 06:43 PM
Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
Because It's Aladamnbama, Where They Have Weaponized Jesus
By Juanita Jean

4/14/17 8:00am

Holy crap.

The Alabama Senate has voted to allow a church to form its own police force.

Lawmakers on Tuesday voted 24-4 to allow Briarwood Presbyterian Church in Birmingham to establish a law enforcement department.

The church says it needs its own police officers to keep its school as well as its more than 4,000 person congregation safe.

The Presbyterians need their own police? The regular police force doesn’t have enough Tasers for Jesus?

Briarwood Presbyterian Church describes themselves in their mission statement —“For God’s glory, we are committed to equipping Christians to worship God and to reach Birmingham to reach the world for Christ.”

I wonder how excited they are going to be when the mosque forms a police force.

I bet that idea was too big to fit in any of the small minds in the Alabama legislature.

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14-04-2017, 06:57 PM
RE: Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
I forsee this ending in epic scandal.

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14-04-2017, 06:58 PM
RE: Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
I forsee this ending in epic scandal.

ETA: I'm hoing the Satanists apply for their own police farce.

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14-04-2017, 07:42 PM
RE: Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
(14-04-2017 06:57 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  I forsee this ending in epic scandal.

I foresee it continuing unchecked despite multiple epic scandals.
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15-04-2017, 05:20 AM
RE: Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
(14-04-2017 07:42 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(14-04-2017 06:57 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  I forsee this ending in epic scandal.

I foresee it continuing unchecked despite multiple epic scandals.

> The first scandal will probably involve people getting arrested for violating religious codes, like watering their lawns or cleaning out the garage on Sunday. Facepalm
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