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28-05-2016, 11:04 AM
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28-05-2016, 12:49 PM
RE: All Things Punny and Wordy Play!
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28-05-2016, 04:56 PM
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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28-05-2016, 08:08 PM
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Roy Rogers was riding down a gulch near his home one day, when he was attacked by a mountain lion.
The lion's leap was a bit short and it only managed to grab Roy's leg and tear up his brand new cowboy boots.

The next day, he went out to track down the lion. He found it and shot it. Returning home, he skinned the big cat and nailed the hide to the side of the barn.

Later that day, a friend came by and, seeing the lion hide on the barn, asked, "Pardon me, Roy. Was that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

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28-05-2016, 08:18 PM
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(28-05-2016 08:08 PM)Chas Wrote:  Roy Rogers was riding down a gulch near his home one day, when he was attacked by a mountain lion.
The lion's leap was a bit short and it only managed to grab Roy's leg and tear up his brand new cowboy boots.

The next day, he went out to track down the lion. He found it and shot it. Returning home, he skinned the big cat and nailed the hide to the side of the barn.

Later that day, a friend came by and, seeing the lion hide on the barn, asked, "Pardon me, Roy. Was that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

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28-05-2016, 09:09 PM
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A string walks into a bar.

The barman takes one look at the string and snarls, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind!"

The string walks back outside, messes up its hair, ties itself up and saunters back into the bar.

The barman looks at the it suspiciously and asks menacingly, " Are you that string what was just in here?"

"No," replies the string calmly, "I'm a frayed knot."

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28-05-2016, 10:05 PM
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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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28-05-2016, 10:15 PM
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28-05-2016, 11:59 PM
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Weather report for Mexico City: Chile today, hot tamale.
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29-05-2016, 01:32 AM
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Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’
Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box ?’

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