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02-06-2016, 10:24 PM
RE: All Things Punny and Wordy Play!
Two peanuts were walking through town. One was assaulted. bah-dump dump.
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03-06-2016, 12:14 AM
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(30-05-2016 03:06 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  What do you get when you cross-breed a fish with a mosquito?

NOTHING! You can't multiply a scalar with a vector!

(Edit to add: I love that joke because it's a math joke, a biology joke, AND a pun!)

Um... but you can? ETA: Oh alright Undecided If we're being pedantic Tongue I see Fireball's already answered that.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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03-06-2016, 09:06 AM
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03-06-2016, 10:36 AM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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03-06-2016, 12:05 PM
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03-06-2016, 12:18 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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03-06-2016, 12:37 PM
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Took me a minute. Thumbsup
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03-06-2016, 12:40 PM
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.

How Long is a Chinese name.

Where did Anne go after the explosion?
Everywhere

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03-06-2016, 12:58 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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04-06-2016, 01:46 PM
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I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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