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04-06-2016, 02:58 PM
RE: All Things Punny and Wordy Play!
Two eminent biologists, one from Russia and one from the Czech Republic, traveled to the US to study the grizzly bears at Yellowstone National Park. A few days after their arrival, park rangers went to their camp site to check on them, and found it ransacked, with no sign of the two scientists. They found two sets of bear tracks, one male and one female, leading off in different directions. They followed the female's tracks, and when they caught up to her, they shot her and cut her open to find the remains of the Russian scientist. One ranger said to the other, "You know what this means?"

"What"

"The Czech's in the male."
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04-06-2016, 03:55 PM
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(02-06-2016 09:16 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(02-06-2016 09:05 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  I gifted this handkerchief to my grandfather for Christmas years ago. A crisp high five for whoever gets the pun first.

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Hank and Hank Jr...

I prefer to call them Hanky Williams and Hanky Williams, Jr. You get a crisp high five (hold up your left hand and smack it with the other)!
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07-06-2016, 10:14 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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08-06-2016, 11:01 AM
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Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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08-06-2016, 04:11 PM
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LOVE Gahan Wilson!
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11-06-2016, 12:04 AM
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Tupac Shakur / Chaka Khan / Chakra / Shaka Zulu / Shaquille O'Neal
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11-06-2016, 01:22 AM
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11-06-2016, 04:36 AM
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I went on a date with a girl called Simile.
I knew I didn't like her before I went.
I don't know what I metaphor.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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11-06-2016, 04:54 AM
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in the end, while I
understand nothing, the earth
understands me.

in the beginning,
while I understood nothing,
the earth stood under.
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11-06-2016, 08:13 PM (This post was last modified: 11-06-2016 08:17 PM by Chas.)
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Never mind.

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