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13-06-2016, 08:09 PM
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So since we're sharing (over sharing) poo humor.... (cross posted from Fold or Crumple)

A couple of years ago at Halloween I went to work and forgot to dress up for the work costume contest. I walked in the door and nearly everyone had some sort of costume or decoration on. They were expecting me to do something elaborate but instead I just had brown slacks and a gold & tan top on. They got on onto me about not wearing a costume, I walked over to one of the part pickers that I knew and snatched the brown stocking cap off his head and stuck it on. Doing a pirouette I said,

"Now, I'm a turd in a gilded beige".

Took most of the about 3 minutes to get it. Laugh out load

Man I should have posted this in my wordy/punny thread. Tongue

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15-06-2016, 06:34 AM
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25-06-2016, 05:06 PM
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25-06-2016, 05:24 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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27-06-2016, 12:34 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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27-06-2016, 01:01 PM
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(27-06-2016 12:34 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: 1466880706842.jpeg]

banjo hates that song Big Grin
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27-06-2016, 01:11 PM
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(27-06-2016 01:01 PM)skyking Wrote:  
(27-06-2016 12:34 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: 1466880706842.jpeg]

banjo hates that song Big Grin

With good reason!
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27-06-2016, 02:04 PM
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27-06-2016, 02:23 PM
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In 2138 humanity had its first encounter with extraterrestrial intelligence. Their proper name is a three minute long, trachea-knotting sound that can only be pronounced by simultaneously inflating one lung while deflating the other. Most of humanity eventually just called them the Trajons.

We eventually got along pretty well but it was their sense of humour that nearly led to war. Mix together the darkest parts of Hamlet, Oedipus Rex and Anne Frank’s Diary then add a laugh track. It’s a bleak and merciless testament to human greed, stupidity and short-sightedness but that’s the Comedy of the Trajons for you.

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27-06-2016, 05:10 PM
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(27-06-2016 02:23 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  In 2138 humanity had its first encounter with extraterrestrial intelligence. Their proper name is a three minute long, trachea-knotting sound that can only be pronounced by simultaneously inflating one lung while deflating the other. Most of humanity eventually just called them the Trajons.

We eventually got along pretty well but it was their sense of humour that nearly led to war. Mix together the darkest parts of Hamlet, Oedipus Rex and Anne Frank’s Diary then add a laugh track. It’s a bleak and merciless testament to human greed, stupidity and short-sightedness but that’s the Comedy of the Trajons for you.

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