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23-10-2015, 09:19 AM
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
Am I the only one that thought this was going to be about a really boring porn?

"I'm here to fix your plumbing, ma'am"

"I've been waiting all day to get this drain snaked"

*fixes plumbing*

"That'll be $300"

*leaves*

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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23-10-2015, 09:20 AM
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
It's the new Kool-Aid.
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23-10-2015, 09:27 AM
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
(23-10-2015 09:19 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Am I the only one that thought this was going to be about a really boring porn?

"I'm here to fix your plumbing, ma'am"

"I've been waiting all day to get this drain snaked"

*fixes plumbing*

"That'll be $300"

*leaves*

I've read about some horrendous plumbing stories during a home remodeling situation. That's what I thought the thread was about.

On a side note, plumbing is one of the greatest inventions EVER! Bowing

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-10-2015, 09:47 AM
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
(23-10-2015 09:27 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(23-10-2015 09:19 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Am I the only one that thought this was going to be about a really boring porn?

"I'm here to fix your plumbing, ma'am"

"I've been waiting all day to get this drain snaked"

*fixes plumbing*

"That'll be $300"

*leaves*

I've read about some horrendous plumbing stories during a home remodeling situation. That's what I thought the thread was about.

On a side note, plumbing is one of the greatest inventions EVER! Bowing

Plumbing is more important than pretty much anything for highly populated areas. Being able to effectively clean and remove waste from densely populated areas is beyond crucial to public health. Without it, disease spreads, infections skyrocket, and who wants to cuddle with someone who hasn't taken a shower in a month.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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23-10-2015, 10:39 AM
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
(23-10-2015 09:01 AM)mediocrates Wrote:  What the Censored
'No, don't throw me in jail! I just saved you from drinking any more poo water!'

Makes me wonder what would happen if they'd started dying at the statue's feet from something in the contaminated water... I bet they would flock to the scene for their chance to partake Drinking Beverage

Obviously the ones that die are sinners our haven't accepted Jesus completely in their heart Drinking Beverage

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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23-10-2015, 10:46 AM (This post was last modified: 23-10-2015 10:53 AM by f stop.)
RE: All he did was fix the plumbing.
(23-10-2015 09:27 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  On a side note, plumbing is one of the greatest inventions EVER! Bowing
At one minute #1 and #2 on the list.Thumbsup



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