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14-04-2015, 03:58 AM
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I didn't see anyything in the TOS about religious advertisement, so this seems appropriate for this section.

Allah's Snackbar and Terrorist Supply Depot

Take advantage of our Spring blowout sale! Food, weapons, submissives, camels, suicide starter kits and more. Need to stone an adulterer? We have you covered: come on down and talk to Amir about our handpicked obsidian throwing stones!

Doctrinaire denial of your biological impulses got you feeling a little sexually frustrated? Say no more: our freshly kidnapped virgin girls come pre-subjugated and aim to sate your darkest desires.

Our snackbar is fully stocked with only the best handmade Halal cart street food. Made hot to order by our indentured slave women, our products contain no pork or alcohol, and is 100% Sharia-compliant. You can rest easy knowing what goes in your gut was made by obedient subordinates who know their station.

Contact: Just work yourself into a maudlin frenzy with delusional thoughts of martyrdom, and chant "Allahu Snackbar!" into the skies, and we'll dispatch a taxi to come get you.

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As-salamu alaykum
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14-04-2015, 04:15 AM
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Oooh! Biting humour.

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14-04-2015, 07:42 AM
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Allahu Twixbar!
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14-04-2015, 07:44 AM
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(14-04-2015 04:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Oooh! Biting humour.

It's a lot to swallow; they may be biting off more than they can chew.

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14-04-2015, 08:58 AM
RE: Allah's Snackbar
(14-04-2015 07:44 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 04:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Oooh! Biting humour.

It's a lot to swallow; they may be biting off more than they can chew.

Ha lol Laughat

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14-04-2015, 09:48 AM
RE: Allah's Snackbar
(14-04-2015 08:58 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(14-04-2015 07:44 AM)unfogged Wrote:  It's a lot to swallow; they may be biting off more than they can chew.

Ha lol Laughat

Or chewing more than they can bite.

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14-04-2015, 10:15 AM
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That business is gonna bomb.
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14-04-2015, 10:20 AM
Allah's Snackbar
Yeah, but they just hired 72 new cashiers.
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14-04-2015, 10:27 AM
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(14-04-2015 10:15 AM)pablo Wrote:  That business is gonna bomb.

It is surprising that so many suicide bombers seem to do so well. The really good ones never make it through training.

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