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03-08-2016, 06:32 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
(03-08-2016 05:30 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  God Damn it! --------------- Science Damn it!
God Damn You! ---------------- Science damn you all!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, ------------- Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap ( shit is another alternative )
God Willing ------- Physics Willing



Leave Holy shit and oh my god alone lol.

I'm not giving up "Gawd Damit!" Sleepy

Iz too good! Tongue

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03-08-2016, 06:50 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
Among me and my atheist co-workers (a phrase most people don't get to use), we will often use GOD bless you. We emphasise the hell out of it.

I love all my blasphemy sayings.
God damnit is a favorite, especially when I hit a finger with a hammer.

I dont need alternatives, but I love reading them.

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03-08-2016, 06:54 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
"Shit the bed Fred" covers a lot.
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03-08-2016, 07:03 PM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2016 07:13 PM by cactus.)
RE: Alternative sayings
RELIGIOUS ----------------------- SECULAR
Look into your soul -------------- Look into your neural activity
Soul-searching ------------------- Neural activity searching
God bless you -------------------- God is dead. Only the fiery depths of hell await us in the afterlife. Also, stop sneezing, it's annoying.
Oh my god ----------------------- Oh your fucking god.
Holy shit -------------------------- Holy shit
Good lord ------------------------ antonyms
Jesus Christ! --------------------- [Image: Mj2iT9d.gif]
God willing ----------------------- Random chance willing
God only knows ------------------ Morgan Freeman only knows
In god we trust ------------------ In imperceptible autocratic sky dictator we trust
I just pray ... --------------------- I hoola hoop for the homeless
Heaven/god help us ------------- God is dead. Only the fiery depths of hell await us in the afterlife. In the meantime, let's go get ice cream! Smile
Amen ----------------------------- Gay men
Preaching to the choir ----------- Whining on Tumblr
Gospel truth ---------------------- antonyms
in good graces --------------------stochastically blessed
let Him enter into your life -------Give 10% of your money to help cover my salary and the maintenance costs on this inordinately extravagant establishment.
humble thyself---------------------You fucking suck.

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03-08-2016, 07:34 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
Is that Jim Nabors?

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03-08-2016, 07:41 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
(03-08-2016 07:34 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Is that Jim Nabors?




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03-08-2016, 08:09 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
You're killing me, Smalls!

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03-08-2016, 09:03 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
Depending on the crowd, I may say "goes in tight" instead of "gesundheit". Every once in awhile I get the response, "Comes out soft.", instead of "thanks". Wink
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03-08-2016, 09:21 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
Some say he's still Wowing in heaven.
But those people are wrong, because heaven isn't 4 real. It's only 3 real.



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03-08-2016, 09:33 PM
RE: Alternative sayings
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So ...

Jesus: Who's your daddy!?

Christ: I am!!


Yeah ... I see it ... yep.
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