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03-02-2014, 06:47 AM
RE: Americans and Brits.
(27-01-2014 08:32 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(27-01-2014 06:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  LOOK AT HOW SEXY THE OP IS

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Looks a bit fucktarded to me.

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03-02-2014, 06:55 AM
RE: Americans and Brits.
Better get the ball rolling then ...
Right you fucking yanks.
A hot dog is not 'awesome'. If a lump of processed offle in a shitty, starchy white bun and covered in condements inspires awe in you. You are a fucking tosser.

The Pyramids are awesome.
Seeing a comet is awesome.
The grand canyon is awesome.
The T Rex skeleton at the natural history museum is awesome.

A fucking hot dog or any benal inconsequential item for that matter is NOT awesome.

Ahh, I feel loads better now! Smile

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03-02-2014, 07:09 AM
RE: Americans and Brits.
(03-02-2014 06:55 AM)Monster_Riffs Wrote:  ...
A hot dog is not 'awesome'.
...

Correct.

They are literally awesome!

Ain't that right, Ferdie?

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03-02-2014, 07:10 AM
RE: Americans and Brits.
(03-02-2014 07:09 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 06:55 AM)Monster_Riffs Wrote:  ...
A hot dog is not 'awesome'.
...

Correct.

They are literally awesome!

Ain't that right, Ferdie?

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Fuck off Big Grin

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03-02-2014, 07:13 AM
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Am I the only one who speaks English perfectly but hasn`t got a single fucking clue what Scotish people are talking about?

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03-02-2014, 07:15 AM
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(03-02-2014 07:13 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Am I the only one who speaks English perfectly but hasn`t got a single fucking clue what Scotish people are talking about?

No sir. You are not alone. Thumbsup

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03-02-2014, 07:34 AM
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(03-02-2014 07:13 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Am I the only one who speaks English perfectly but hasn`t got a single fucking clue what Scotish people are talking about?

Haud yer wheesht ye gobbie wee shite and dinnae be an eejit!

As dictated by my Scottish husband, it took me years to understand this and it still leaves me confused sometimes. There are online tutorials though. The link below has them appended to one another and starts off with one of the earliest ones: Only the first one is in black and white.



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03-02-2014, 07:39 AM
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Why is it that Brits treat us as if had just bombed London yesterday?

And why do you Brits think that there is some national rivalry?

It`s the Dutch who we hate.

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03-02-2014, 07:41 AM
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(03-02-2014 07:34 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 07:13 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Am I the only one who speaks English perfectly but hasn`t got a single fucking clue what Scotish people are talking about?

Haud yer wheesht ye gobbie wee shite and dinnae be an eejit!

As dictated by my Scottish husband, it took me years to understand this and it still leaves me confused sometimes.

Help me will you.

Is this meant to be funny because you cant understand what they say or for some other reason:





??????

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03-02-2014, 07:56 AM
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(03-02-2014 07:41 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Help me will you.

Is this meant to be funny because you cant understand what they say or for some other reason:





??????

It wasn't particularly funny and understanding the lyrics doesn't make much difference. If it helps it was making fun of the kind of music that gets sold in tourist shops in the highlands of Scotland.

If you want a funny Scottish folk music, you can't get better than this:



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