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26-02-2016, 04:52 PM
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I watched gay porn once (a gay friend lent me his vhs and it was inside).

It was...interesting...all those things...flopping around....This one gorgeous guy did this thing...

Blush It was impressive.

Good times, good times.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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26-02-2016, 04:58 PM
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It's just wishful thinking that all of the people watching Lesbian porn in the US watch it for humoristic purposes. Whatever kind of porn it is, if it has acting, it is always 10 times more funny than it is arousing.




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26-02-2016, 05:03 PM
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I predict this thread will have legs and go for a while. Rolleyes

Apparently Mormons like Lesbian porn. You'd think they would prefer cartoon porn. And what the hell is cartoon porn anyway. Is Daffy Duck gettin it on with Tweety Bird?

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26-02-2016, 05:09 PM (This post was last modified: 26-02-2016 05:13 PM by ELK12695.)
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(26-02-2016 05:03 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You'd think they would prefer cartoon porn. And what the hell is cartoon porn anyway. Is Daffy Duck gettin it on with Tweety Bird?

Congratulations on discovering Rule 34. Now I have to unsee the idea of Daffy Duck getting it on with Tweety Bird.
Edit: removed the gif because it didn't fucking work. i hate that fucking Gifhy site

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26-02-2016, 05:29 PM
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When i was in my twenties, I favored the "teen" genre. I was definitely NOT interested in anything that remotely resembled underage or non-consenting participants. My interest in actresses in the 18-19 year old range was primarily because I was most interested in women that looked around my age. Now that I am in my late thirties, my viewing tastes have shifted a bit. Well, a lot.

Personally, what I like to watch and what I would actually be interested in doing in real life are very, very different. For example, I like to watch group stuff, but I am not the least bit interested in that in real life. On the other hand, BDSM porn is gross to me, but in real life... well.

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26-02-2016, 06:07 PM
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Having managed an adult vid shop for six years, I've seen it all, and it's all pretty much insert Tab A into Slot B.

But if I have a preference, it's watching a hot woman fap.
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26-02-2016, 06:08 PM
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I like the type of porn that parodies other things in a horribly campy way. Foreplay (that's not cheesy) and kinky stuff is pretty hot to me, but as soon as a dick, vag or nip pops out, it's an instant turn-off to me. Also, penetration is super gross. I'm weird like that, lol.

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26-02-2016, 06:18 PM
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I've never watched lesbian porn. If you're looking for something more bizarre try "tentacle porn". I made the mistake of looking that up after a fo convo one night. ShockingSadcryface

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26-02-2016, 06:28 PM
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(26-02-2016 06:08 PM)cactus Wrote:  I like the type of porn that parodies other things in a horribly campy way. Foreplay (that's not cheesy) and kinky stuff is pretty hot to me, but as soon as a dick, vag or nip pops out, it's an instant turn-off to me. Also, penetration is super gross. I'm weird like that, lol.

Okay, scratch the tentacle porn. If you don't like penetration then it is most definitely not for you.

Not a big fan of porn myself, unless it's with someone else as foreplay, then yes. Smile

My imagination is quite exceptional and I don't really need someone else's vision of sex.

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26-02-2016, 07:17 PM
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Stepsister is more searched for than Asian midget? Bullshit...

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