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23-03-2013, 08:36 PM
Amish Romance Novels
So I was talking with a friend and the subject of romance novels came up. I ended up telling him about Amish Romance novels. A hop skip and a jump later I'm on google images looking them up.

Here are but a few:

A Hopeful Heart
The Amish Midwife
A Season for Tending
The Scent of Cherry Blossoms (reminds me of Scent of a Woman, but not really...)
A Marriage for Meghean
The Waiting

So... it seems it's all about waiting for marriage. And hopes for getting whisked away into a church and married.

And then I got to these:

And Amish Family Reunion

Shocking just... Shocking

And this one:

Accidentally Amish

How can you be accidentally Amish? That has got to be the strangest "beginners" book out there for Amish romance novel readers...

Anyone ever encounter these books? At the drug store? The grocers? Take a good look at them next time you see them. Have a giggle. And post here, because reply count is always good.

Oh, and for a last note, look at the images on the covers. There's no way in hell an Amish person would pose for this. These are models, and most likely no Amish person will ever read these... unless having a picture of someone is now okay in their books. The non-romancy ones.

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23-03-2013, 08:46 PM
RE: Amish Romance Novels
"The thought of her caused his barn to raise"

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23-03-2013, 08:47 PM
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(23-03-2013 08:46 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  "The thought of her caused his barn to raise"
"She ran her fingers through his beard"

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23-03-2013, 08:48 PM
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"She churned his butter"

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23-03-2013, 08:50 PM
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"Jebadia plowed her field..."

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23-03-2013, 08:59 PM
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"She rode his horse buggy for hours"

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23-03-2013, 09:04 PM
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Stop, stop, stop, stop...between this and Vera's crazy-ass porn...none of us will be right. Blink

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23-03-2013, 09:10 PM
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HAHA! I remember posting a picture of one on here. Crazy nutters.
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23-03-2013, 09:20 PM
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Dedicated to Anjele:

"She lay there in the hay, her barn doors wide open"

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23-03-2013, 09:25 PM
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I really gotta start drinking.

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