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19-09-2016, 08:17 AM
Amongst the fastest things in the universe are -
My finger heading for the radio off button on the first note of the signature tune of "The Archers - an everyday story of country folk" the world's longest running radio soap.

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19-09-2016, 09:52 AM
RE: Amongst the fastest things in the universe are -
The leakage of The Donald's brain cells into the ozone layer.

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19-09-2016, 10:05 AM
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RE: The problem in the OP: I solve this problem by never listening to the radio or watching TV (at least at home). I choose my own entertainment (CDs and DVDs).

I do occasionally have problems at work, though, where my officemate listens to the radio all day. I don't have the option of turning it off or changing the station -- it's his radio -- but I can and will leave the room if something really obnoxious comes on.

The one song that will make me leave the room "at light speed" is the horrible Blue Swede version of "Hooked on a Feeling" from the early 1970s (with the grunting apemen as a background). Part of the problem is that "Hooked on a Feeling" is basically a good song, and the original 1960s hit by B. J. Thomas is one of my favorites. But you will never hear that version on the radio -- it's always the idiotic Blue Swede version. WTF were they thinking? And WTF are radio programmers thinking by playing that one instead of the original?
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19-09-2016, 10:07 AM
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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19-09-2016, 10:17 AM
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(19-09-2016 09:52 AM)SYZ Wrote:  The leakage of The Donald's brain cells into the ozone layer.

What brain?

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19-09-2016, 10:21 AM
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The channel being changed at any Progressive Insurance add.
"oh fuck no".

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19-09-2016, 11:12 AM
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Hey kids, it's time to do the dish-

Where did they go!?
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19-09-2016, 12:40 PM
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(19-09-2016 10:17 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  
(19-09-2016 09:52 AM)SYZ Wrote:  The leakage of The Donald's brain cells into the ozone layer.

What brain?

Good point... my bad. Big Grin

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19-09-2016, 05:56 PM
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Me running to the bedroom when the smoke alarm goes off because cooking is happening in the kitchen.
Me jumping to reach the button to turn the fucking smoke alarm off but not quite reaching it or punching the box instead of the button because I got not fucking hand-eye coordination.

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19-09-2016, 06:00 PM (This post was last modified: 19-09-2016 06:34 PM by Anjele.)
RE: Amongst the fastest things in the universe are -
(19-09-2016 08:17 AM)Gloucester Wrote:  My finger heading for the radio off button on the first note of the signature tune of "The Archers - an everyday story of country folk" the world's longest running radio soap.

:puke:

My finger heading for the radio off button on the first note of Free Bird.

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