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31-05-2015, 09:45 AM
An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
Let's be honest about this.

This supposed god creates an entire universe, and then puts into play a whole bunch of arbitrary, senseless laws -- and devises a series of "rewards" and punishments.... I say "reward" - because all that's being offered is to spend all your time with this supposed supreme being. And the punishment? Eternal torture.

Sure.

This is like a child who makes up a game - changes the rules whenever it suits him, then spends his time pulling the wings off of flies, and setting fire to kittens.

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What kind of sick fuck wants to hang out with somebody like that??????

It's a damned good thing it's imaginary....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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31-05-2015, 10:05 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
An Accurate Description of the Christian "God" :

An infinite timeless being who likes ta change things and do stuff anyhoo. Facepalm
(Just take it on faith, son.)

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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31-05-2015, 10:07 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
Just another name for the Christian's ego. :/

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31-05-2015, 10:32 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
Accurate description between the quotation marks below.

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What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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31-05-2015, 10:32 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
It is first when you've been deconverted for a while that you begin to see all the small details that makes you understand that it is all just made up.
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31-05-2015, 10:46 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
The idea priests promote to make an income.
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31-05-2015, 10:58 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
Prick shaped. Hard to swallow. Someone I wouldn't want to be around at a party. Always droning on about how great he is. Megalomaniac, psychopath, genocidal world killer. Torturer for all time.

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People by the millions love this guy

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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31-05-2015, 11:59 AM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
A magical genie who *sometimes* grants you wishes if you are a good and dutiful servant, worship him, and hate others who are different from you.

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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31-05-2015, 12:54 PM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
You forgot capricious megalomaniaical bully.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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31-05-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: An Accurate Description of the Christian "God".
Every once in a while he might tell you to rape some virgins.
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