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10-04-2010, 03:39 PM
An atheists prayer.
Just wanted to share with you guys. This is what I grew up calling "The Canadian Beer Prayer":

Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager. Forever and ever. Barmen!

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10-04-2010, 04:05 PM
RE: An atheists prayer.
let his noodliness protect us for our lives and entertain us with the beer-vulcano and the stripper factory in the after-life.

RAmen

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10-04-2010, 08:21 PM
 
RE: An atheists prayer.
Sounds like something John Sleeman or John Labatt would have come up with.

Come to think of it, Molson should use that for a commercial using that guy from the IAM Canadian commercials. I think it would be a hit! Smile
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