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19-12-2014, 05:04 PM
And the Tony goes to....
Tonight's performance will star Nurse struggling to sing lead soprano while caroling with the step family, as she is a second soprano but the other women are altos and tenors. She will pretend to be a Christian wife with no opinion and that she's in a loving marriage where they both give a damn about each other. There will be humor in the form of cheesy preacher jokes and not one curse word will be uttered. The conversation themes will be pro Murica we're number 1, homos, illegals (Mexicans - cause all brown people are from Mexico), Christian persecution, when Nurse is going to have a baby girl (not gonna happen...), great aunt Fannie's great great grand-baby marrying so-n-so that doesn't go to the right church, and end times. Nurse will deliver a performance lacking wit and sarcasm and be completely fucking sober.

There may be epic ranting in a few hours.

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19-12-2014, 05:07 PM
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(19-12-2014 05:04 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Tonight's performance will star Nurse struggling to sing lead soprano while caroling with the step family, as she is a second soprano but the other women are altos and tenors. She will pretend to be a Christian wife with no opinion and that she's in a loving marriage where they both give a damn about each other. There will be humor in the form of cheesy preacher jokes and not one curse word will be uttered. The conversation themes will be pro Murica we're number 1, homos, illegals (Mexicans - cause all brown people are from Mexico), Christian persecution, when Nurse is going to have a baby girl (not gonna happen...), great aunt Fannie's great great grand-baby marrying so-n-so that doesn't go to the right church, and end times. Nurse will deliver a performance lacking wit and sarcasm and be completely fucking sober.

There may be epic ranting in a few hours.

Oh, dear. Hug

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19-12-2014, 05:15 PM
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Put a bottle of vodka in the freezer now and you'll be ready for later. Big Grin
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19-12-2014, 05:48 PM
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Oh very big hugs.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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19-12-2014, 06:02 PM
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Popcorn

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19-12-2014, 06:50 PM
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I suppose there could be a worse way to spend an evening but I am not sure what that would be. Consider

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19-12-2014, 07:27 PM
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Shoot me now. They keep on adding houses.

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19-12-2014, 07:36 PM
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Can you fake sick?
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19-12-2014, 07:38 PM
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(19-12-2014 07:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  Can you fake sick?

I am thinking that by now she wouldn't be faking.

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19-12-2014, 07:44 PM
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You got to do it sober?

damn. No

take a flask, seriously...no one will know if you don't close talk. Angel


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