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14-12-2013, 11:44 AM
Andrews Knob
No, I'm not really talking about one of our moderators'... well, knob, but about a place somewhere in Britain. Everybody who find simple, yet infinite joy in place names like Lickey End, Cockermouth, The Cock Of Arran, Butthole Lane, Fanny Barks, Upper Dicker, Wankum, Tittling, Arsoli, Dongo, Dikshit, Longdong Avenue (or Wankie - in ZimambweWink) - this map of vaguely rude names is for you.

http://maps.geotastic.org/rude/

(And yeah, sorry if it's been posted before... I'm afraid I might have neglected my rude geography in recent years Confused )

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14-12-2013, 10:26 PM
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I didn't know we had a 'Spanker Knob' in Victoria!
Enlightenment of the day achieved! Thumbsup
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14-12-2013, 10:30 PM
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Lol. Thanks for the evenings entertainment, love.

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14-12-2013, 10:38 PM
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Upper spunk lake Laugh out load
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14-12-2013, 10:41 PM
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Germany is quite naughty. Consider

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16-12-2013, 10:04 AM
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Glad you enjoyed it, guys. Me, I was just immensely relieved that there is at least one person (the author) who is even more accomplished at wasting time than I am. Rolleyes

And while on the subject of maps, I found those maps of stereotypes hilarious (though they are definitely more fun to Europeans).

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And this, in light of our long and loving relationship with the Greeks, is possibly my favourite (we be the mad kinds, btw Big Grin)

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25-12-2013, 01:45 PM
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I'm surprised Dildo, Newfoundland isn't on that first map.

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28-12-2013, 09:37 AM
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And while on the subject of knobs, how about a journey not so much in space as in time... For the long, tedious holidays (okay, the tedious bit might be a projection on my part...), here are two timelines of slang for genitalia. Browsing can be somewhat technically annoying, but totally worth it for gems such as: pleasure-pivot, gentleman-usher, tools of generations, tickle-tail, pump-handle, bobble-whacker, crimson chitterling and pudding-prick. And my personal favourites, Captain Standish and jumble-giblets (don't even want to think too much about that last one!)

The female ones, on the other hand, can be rather poetic. I mean mother of all souls and shady spring are almost lyrical. Not too sure about bugle-bow, mumble-peg and ringerangeroo, but...

(Just make sure you go well back in time, those are much funnier and much less forced, imo.)

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28-12-2013, 09:49 AM
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Nothing beats this place at the Austrian-German border:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

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28-12-2013, 10:51 AM
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I've been to Crotch Lake! Big Grin

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