Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
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15-01-2016, 06:54 PM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
(15-01-2016 11:14 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  So they want ballbangers instead or... what? Dolls?

Honestly, I can see where a dildo would not need another dildo.

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16-01-2016, 06:48 AM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
(15-01-2016 06:54 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
(15-01-2016 11:14 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  So they want ballbangers instead or... what? Dolls?

Honestly, I can see where a dildo would not need another dildo.

Yeah -- but do these assholes need a dildo???

Maaaybe

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16-01-2016, 07:24 AM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
They are imagining themselves as the entrenched good guys. Imagine if George Washington had asked for the colonists to please send supplies to his embattled troops and the result had been boxes of dildos?
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16-01-2016, 09:33 AM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
(16-01-2016 07:24 AM)DerFish Wrote:  They are imagining themselves as the entrenched good guys. Imagine if George Washington had asked for the colonists to please send supplies to his embattled troops and the result had been boxes of dildos?

Probably could of been good cannon fodder. They were struggling to actually pay the soldiers too, so many the dildos would of helped. And been good for the troops to give their back to their wives & helped them out.

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16-01-2016, 11:00 AM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
(16-01-2016 06:48 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(15-01-2016 06:54 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  Honestly, I can see where a dildo would not need another dildo.

Yeah -- but do these assholes need a dildo???

Maaaybe

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16-01-2016, 12:14 PM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
I heard they also got lube

And one was arrested for using a government vehicle to go to Safeway.

They also said the FBI is harassing them and behaving like a militia.

The crazy just doesn't stop.


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16-01-2016, 01:19 PM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
(16-01-2016 12:14 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  They also said the FBI is harassing them and behaving like a militia.

That's hilarious.

The level of cluelessness with these idiots is amazing. I bet when they are arrested and facing prison terms most of them don't understand why and blame everyone else.

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20-01-2016, 08:31 AM
RE: Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos
Shows how stupid their fucking priorities are. Dildos don't shoot bullets or blow up, nor do they get dropped by drones.

Someone sent you a dildo, boo hoo, lucky the feds aren't bombing your asses.

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