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18-05-2014, 05:10 PM
Animals on the ark
Is there a definitive list for every single animal that was on Noah’s ark?
Let’s take the absolute most bastardized Definition by the most retarded Creationist on the planet who belittles "kind" or "type" into its most impossible state.

What actual animals does that leave us with? Including the types of birds ect? So basically if we were to ask Ken Ham or some other Creationist about how many "pairs" there were and what those animals actually were. What is this list going to look like?

Does anyone really know or do they themselves actually not know? So far for my list I am going to build. I have 2 elephants, with 11 months’ worth of food at starving them at 300 pounds a day which is the bare minimal with an entire month of no food or water. Leaving them at 200,400 pounds of food and 16,700 gallons of water just for those two animals alone. I have not done anything else yet.


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18-05-2014, 05:33 PM
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Do creationists include insects on that list too? I think they would have to because they're still here.
I could have lived without the mosquitoes...thanks a pantload Noah.
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18-05-2014, 05:38 PM
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(18-05-2014 05:33 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  Do creationists include insects on that list too? I think they would have to because they're still here.
I could have lived without the mosquitoes...thanks a pantload Noah.

I do not think they do.

Fish is not on the list either and birds are never mentioned as far as I know.


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18-05-2014, 05:48 PM
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(18-05-2014 05:38 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 05:33 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  Do creationists include insects on that list too? I think they would have to because they're still here.
I could have lived without the mosquitoes...thanks a pantload Noah.

I do not think they do.

Fish is not on the list either and birds are never mentioned as far as I know.

2 separate birds are mentioned in the story (which of course destroys the whole Kinds argument) Doves and Ravens.

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18-05-2014, 05:55 PM
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(18-05-2014 05:48 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  2 separate birds are mentioned in the story (which of course destroys the whole Kinds argument) Doves and Ravens.

Just a thought. If the raven dispatched to find land didn't return to the ark (and its partner), why are there still ravens?

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18-05-2014, 06:03 PM
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(18-05-2014 05:55 PM)daylightisabadthing Wrote:  Just a thought. If the raven dispatched to find land didn't return to the ark (and its partner), why are there still ravens?
Dammit, not MORE plot holes. It's not like this or this weren't bad enough.
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18-05-2014, 06:17 PM
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(18-05-2014 06:03 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 05:55 PM)daylightisabadthing Wrote:  Just a thought. If the raven dispatched to find land didn't return to the ark (and its partner), why are there still ravens?
Dammit, not MORE plot holes. It's not like this or this weren't bad enough.
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6 major things I want to accomplish

1. Determine this list of animals and calculate their food / water / poop estimated / everything else combined with humans needs.

2. Calculate *somehow* the rough ammount of GALLONS of water that would be needed to fill the earth 20 ft past the tip of where Mount Everest would had been. Nto 6 but 10 thousand years ago IF the speed of the mountains growth doubled what it is not and back track it.

3. Calculate how sturdy the boat would had been if it was made out of IRONWOOD. This will stop any Christian on the planet from saying the wood was better because nothing is stronger than Iron wood. (which Noah would had 0 Knowledge of and ironwood goes against the scripture of what it was made out of. Which was gohper wood?


4. Calculate how many predatory animals there are in the list and how many of the other animals are its prey or natural enemy.

HERE IS A GOOD ONE
5. Calculate the amount of Methane that would had collected down in the ship and if it would had been enough to make ship go boom in the 1 year it was down there. COWS were there obviously and all the animals had to fart! Keep farting in the closed space for a year and the only source of light was fire and BOOM.

6. Calculate the amount of Candles and other misc items the ship would needed to keep it warm and lite and etc.

This will all equal out to noahs ark = BULLSHIT.


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18-05-2014, 06:36 PM
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(18-05-2014 06:17 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 06:03 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  Dammit, not MORE plot holes. It's not like this or this weren't bad enough.
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6 major things I want to accomplish

1. Determine this list of animals and calculate their food / water / poop estimated / everything else combined with humans needs. My dad, who was a veterinarian, pointed out that poop wouldn't have been an issue - just shovel it over the side into the water.



This will all equal out to noahs ark = BULLSHIT.

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18-05-2014, 07:37 PM
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What ever valid point you think you have, you are wrong.
You bet logic and god raises you "Magic!".
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18-05-2014, 07:40 PM
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(18-05-2014 07:37 PM)sporehux Wrote:  What ever valid point you think you have, you are wrong.
You bet logic and god raises you "Magic!".
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You got the 5th ace??????? I think that is supposed to unlock all the secrets of the universe.

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