Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
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30-01-2013, 03:02 PM (This post was last modified: 30-01-2013 03:05 PM by Phaedrus.)
Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
FIRST CONGREGATIONALIST CHURCH OF SECULARISM
Where each man is his own!
THE REVEREND PHAEDRUS EUDOXUS, D.LITT.

Saturday Congregation 3:30 PM - 12:00 AM
Sunday Congregation 3:30 PM - 8:00 PM
Sunday Science Classes (age. 8 - 18) 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM
Stay as long or short as you like!

FREE DONUTS!!!!!

HAPPY HOUR 4:00 - 6:00 every day incl. Sunday
Select Microbrews Buy 1 Get 1 Free!
This week's Cocktail Special: Diabolical!

Babysitting provided on site, responsible sitters, juice and graham crackers provided

Child's Play Charity Drive in progress! Give what you can!

"Sin lies only in harming others unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense."
-Robert A. Heinlein

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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30-01-2013, 03:07 PM
RE: Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
Your church has nothing on The Slyfalsian Truth. Sly be praised!

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30-01-2013, 11:56 PM
RE: Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
What kind of classes are available?

Specifics man! Specifics!

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31-01-2013, 12:00 AM
RE: Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
On Saturday teenagers can work with electronics, with a yearly robot competition.

On Sundays there's an 8-12 class and a 13-18 class, both of which focus on various areas of science including Physics, Astronomy, Chemistry, Geology, and Biology, with more experiments in the teenager class.

On Fridays we have a Beer Appreciation Class from 9-10:00 PM

We also have monthly Safe Sex Education courses.

We are working on developing a secular 10-step program for recovering alcoholics and drug abusers.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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31-01-2013, 12:02 AM
RE: Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
can i come? imma shaman thing now?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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31-01-2013, 12:08 AM
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Aw man....I don't really like sweets tho Sad

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31-01-2013, 12:10 AM
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(31-01-2013 12:08 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Aw man....I don't really like sweets tho Sad
Also chips and pretzels. Tongue

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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31-01-2013, 12:12 AM
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I think I'll skip out on the Geo, but think I could bare the rest.

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31-01-2013, 12:21 AM
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Chips and pretzels is better

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31-01-2013, 12:22 AM
RE: Announcing the First Congregationalist Church of Secularism
What? No ladies night?

Okay...You had me at "Microbrew" Big Grin

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