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31-03-2014, 01:03 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 12:44 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks a bible RPG would be amazing?

Zombies, dragons, massacres, mutilatioms, gore out the ass, etc? How does this not sound fun?

It was probably too violent for stores Angry

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That's a brilliant idea for a game. The best would be if the protagonist went through a shitload of scenarios that were based on stories from the bible where they were fighting against an unknown evil that is terrorizing, murdering, enslaving, and torturing otherwise peaceful people. The key is that it wouldn't be revealed that the enemy is actually YHWH until the end of the story. You just go on, fighting against this nameless evil, and then at the end you have to face YHWH as the final boss.

How many people would get to that point and then stop?

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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31-03-2014, 01:15 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:03 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 12:44 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks a bible RPG would be amazing?

Zombies, dragons, massacres, mutilatioms, gore out the ass, etc? How does this not sound fun?

It was probably too violent for stores Angry

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That's a brilliant idea for a game. The best would be if the protagonist went through a shitload of scenarios that were based on stories from the bible where they were fighting against an unknown evil that is terrorizing, murdering, enslaving, and torturing otherwise peaceful people. The key is that it wouldn't be revealed that the enemy is actually YHWH until the end of the story. You just go on, fighting against this nameless evil, and then at the end you have to face YHWH as the final boss.

How many people would get to that point and then stop?

...and realize they are playing as Lucifer

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31-03-2014, 01:15 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:03 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 12:44 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks a bible RPG would be amazing?

Zombies, dragons, massacres, mutilatioms, gore out the ass, etc? How does this not sound fun?

It was probably too violent for stores Angry

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That's a brilliant idea for a game. The best would be if the protagonist went through a shitload of scenarios that were based on stories from the bible where they were fighting against an unknown evil that is terrorizing, murdering, enslaving, and torturing otherwise peaceful people. The key is that it wouldn't be revealed that the enemy is actually YHWH until the end of the story. You just go on, fighting against this nameless evil, and then at the end you have to face YHWH as the final boss.

How many people would get to that point and then stop?

Now that i would actually play, its a classic trope with a twist. Though didn't they do that in Bayonetta?

Anyway the game the wanted to make would have had you doing fetch quests for Abraham. Srsly.

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31-03-2014, 01:23 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
A Book of Revelation video game would be pretty cool.

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31-03-2014, 01:39 PM
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I'm gonna reboot the kickstarter, but set the goal to make biblical FPS. I'll betcha I get my funding goal within a week.

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31-03-2014, 01:43 PM
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(31-03-2014 01:39 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I'm gonna reboot the kickstarter, but set the goal to make biblical FPS. I'll betcha I get my funding goal within a week.

I'd pitch in. Take my idea, play as Lucifer (but only have it revealed aat the end)!

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31-03-2014, 01:52 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:43 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 01:39 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I'm gonna reboot the kickstarter, but set the goal to make biblical FPS. I'll betcha I get my funding goal within a week.

I'd pitch in. Take my idea, play as Lucifer (but only have it revealed aat the end)!

A tomato surprise doesn't usually work well in an interactive medium, but playing as Lucy Fur? Oh boy that would be the main selling point really.

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31-03-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:15 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 01:03 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Shocking

That's a brilliant idea for a game. The best would be if the protagonist went through a shitload of scenarios that were based on stories from the bible where they were fighting against an unknown evil that is terrorizing, murdering, enslaving, and torturing otherwise peaceful people. The key is that it wouldn't be revealed that the enemy is actually YHWH until the end of the story. You just go on, fighting against this nameless evil, and then at the end you have to face YHWH as the final boss.

How many people would get to that point and then stop?

...and realize they are playing as Lucifer

This game NEEDS to be made.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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31-03-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:52 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 01:43 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  I'd pitch in. Take my idea, play as Lucifer (but only have it revealed aat the end)!

A tomato surprise doesn't usually work well in an interactive medium, but playing as Lucy Fur? Oh boy that would be the main selling point really.

I think it would be cool. I mean, Lucifer is always against God. Other than that we don't know. So you can be trying to stop Yahweh from flooding the planet, destroying the cities, sending bears to eat children, etc...
But you leave out key bits of information (like the city names of Soddom and Gamorra) until the end when you face off against Yahweh.

Then have it as an RPG where you can change the past and defeat (or lose/join) Yahweh!

I'd buy the fuck outta that game!

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31-03-2014, 02:09 PM
RE: Another Facepalm
(31-03-2014 01:57 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(31-03-2014 01:52 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  A tomato surprise doesn't usually work well in an interactive medium, but playing as Lucy Fur? Oh boy that would be the main selling point really.

I think it would be cool. I mean, Lucifer is always against God. Other than that we don't know. So you can be trying to stop Yahweh from flooding the planet, destroying the cities, sending bears to eat children, etc...
But you leave out key bits of information (like the city names of Soddom and Gamorra) until the end when you face off against Yahweh.

Then have it as an RPG where you can change the past and defeat (or lose/join) Yahweh!

I'd buy the fuck outta that game!

I think it could be taken one step further and never actually come out and specifically state who the characters are. The story line could be subtle enough where the names/locations are changed, but the stories are still the same so that only someone who is very familiar with biblical stories would recognize them as being told from the eyes of lucifer.

Hell, it could start out as simply an underling of a ruler who questions his boss's tyrannical rule and is banished from the kingdom. The entire game is then just about a dude trying to right the wrongs and prevent tragedies from being caused by his former boss.

Keeping the overarching stories, but changing the perspective all the way to the end could have the effect of having theist rooting for the devil and ultimately killing god. I think that would be a more satisfying game, knowing that there are christians out there that won't recognize that the rape they prevented was the Virgin Mary's. Or that the town filled with peace loving hippies that they saved was actually Sodom.

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