Another White Jesus Film
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20-09-2015, 07:06 AM (This post was last modified: 20-09-2015 07:12 AM by WalkingSnake.)
Another White Jesus Film
Long story short. Anne Rice (you know the author Christians used to hate for making all those "demonic" vampire books) found Jesus, wrote a book and they made it into a movie.

And here he is, ladies and gentlemen: Jesus, whiter than Conan O'Brien dipped in marshmallow cream:




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20-09-2015, 08:10 AM
RE: Another White Jesus Film
She had "God" and Jesus in the book "Memnoch the Devil" -- oddly enough - it's one of my favorite of her books.....

As for his color -- Jesus is always as white as the person describing him......

And it doesn't look like Anne Rice has been to a beach since about 1963.....

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20-09-2015, 08:17 AM
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At least the production values don't totally suck. I might give it a hate-watch.

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20-09-2015, 10:10 AM
RE: Another White Jesus Film
"Bow down to the standard white Jesus on a cross
and read the letters that the children write to the standard white Santa Claus"




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20-09-2015, 10:16 AM
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(20-09-2015 08:17 AM)cactus Wrote:  At least the production values don't totally suck. I might give it a hate-watch.

And at least it's not 127 minutes of torture porn like Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. Dodgy

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20-09-2015, 10:19 AM
RE: Another White Jesus Film
(20-09-2015 10:16 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(20-09-2015 08:17 AM)cactus Wrote:  At least the production values don't totally suck. I might give it a hate-watch.

And at least it's not 127 minutes of torture porn like Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. Dodgy

Watching that movie with my mom and grandma in the theater was one of the most awkward 2 hours of my life.

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