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05-04-2014, 08:57 AM
Another proof of god's existence
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05-04-2014, 09:24 AM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
Yet no matter how hard I try... This water won't turn into booze. No

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05-04-2014, 09:26 AM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
(05-04-2014 09:24 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Yet no matter how hard I try... This water won't turn into booze. No

have you tried adding a natural sugar and yeast to it and letting it sit in a warm dark place?

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05-04-2014, 12:34 PM
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(05-04-2014 09:26 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 09:24 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Yet no matter how hard I try... This water won't turn into booze. No

have you tried adding a natural sugar and yeast to it and letting it sit in a warm dark place?

They said that wouldn't work... Apparently there's a global conspiracy by brewers, wine makers and distilleries to suppress the truth that yeast is the shit as in chemtrails!

No shit!

Apparently the only real way to make booze is to wave your hands around, and chant something in Aramaic. But its not working, so I think the government must be using some kind of mind control, possibly HAARP, to disrupt my spiritual energies and stop it working.

Keep watching the skies.

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05-04-2014, 01:37 PM
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(05-04-2014 12:34 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 09:26 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  have you tried adding a natural sugar and yeast to it and letting it sit in a warm dark place?

They said that wouldn't work... Apparently there's a global conspiracy by brewers, wine makers and distilleries to suppress the truth that yeast is the shit as in chemtrails!

No shit!

Apparently the only real way to make booze is to wave your hands around, and chant something in Aramaic. But its not working, so I think the government must be using some kind of mind control, possibly HAARP, to disrupt my spiritual energies and stop it working.

Keep watching the skies.

How do you know you re not Zeus or some other god? Perhaps you should try with lightning.

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05-04-2014, 01:40 PM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
(05-04-2014 01:37 PM)Troll Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 12:34 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  They said that wouldn't work... Apparently there's a global conspiracy by brewers, wine makers and distilleries to suppress the truth that yeast is the shit as in chemtrails!

No shit!

Apparently the only real way to make booze is to wave your hands around, and chant something in Aramaic. But its not working, so I think the government must be using some kind of mind control, possibly HAARP, to disrupt my spiritual energies and stop it working.

Keep watching the skies.

How do you know you re not Zeus or some other god? Perhaps you should try with lightning.

I'm not sure which god I am...

I can blow smoke out of my arse, but I dunno about lighting.

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05-04-2014, 03:28 PM
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Take it from me, I am in the entertainment business and have worked with rock stars.

You are not a god until you can blow smoke up other peoples arses.

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05-04-2014, 08:10 PM
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I tried to walk on water but it didn't work.
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05-04-2014, 08:15 PM
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I've been called a goddess on several occassions, but we won't go into the circumstances surrounding those....
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05-04-2014, 08:37 PM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
I'm only a god when I'm in bed....

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