Another proof of god's existence
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05-04-2014, 08:52 PM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
On more than one occasion, when I've made an entrance, I have heard the words...

"Oh god! It's you!"

Does that count?

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06-04-2014, 06:47 AM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
I've come home at night to a dark house, flicked a switch and said "Let there be light"

I looked around and saw that I hadn't been robbed and said "it is good"

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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07-04-2014, 07:57 AM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
(05-04-2014 09:24 AM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  Yet no matter how hard I try... This water won't turn into booze. No

I can turn booze into piss! It doesn't even take that long!
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07-04-2014, 08:08 AM
RE: Another proof of god's existence
(05-04-2014 03:28 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Take it from me, I am in the entertainment business and have worked with rock stars.

You are not a god until you can blow smoke up other peoples arses.

Or make people think there's something special about your "warm dark space".
Confused

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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