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23-09-2010, 01:48 PM
Question Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
''The ten toughest questions of the world have been listed! At least if the search engine Ask-Jeeves is believed. The search engine is now asking its users to provide possible answers to these tough questions.''-MTV3 news section online.

No, I did not find this from the news' trash section, but from the foreign countries section with the unhappy news from around the world (there goes the last bit of credibility of the finnish commercial TV).

1.Q: ''What's the purpose of life?''
A: That's a personal question and the answer depends on who you ask.
2.Q: ''Does god exist?''
A: Yes, in the Imaginationland ruled by Aslan.
3.Q: ''Do blonds have more fun?''
A: Im not an expert, but I do'nt think it's probable that the amount of melanin effects personality.
4.Q: ''What's the best diet?''
A: Depends on the individual.
5.Q: ''Is there anybody?''
A: Depending on where is there.
6.Q: ''Who's the most famous person in the world?''
A: Fictional(Jesus) or real(I dunno)?
7.Q: ''What is love?''
A: Deep attacment to something. Also its about some chemicals in brains and stuff like that which I as a non-neuroscientist do'nt know.
8.Q: ''What's the secret of happiness?''
A?: The secret?
9.Q: ''Did Tony Soprano die?''
A: He's a fictional charater.
10.Q: ''How long will I live?''
A: Depends on the asker.

Now that I've been through all of them, I wonder is the list just a bad joke or was it found from some secret soviet files from the 70's. I feel like an idiot after notifying and writing aboot this kinda stuff.

In Soviet Russia the joke laughts at you...Sad

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23-09-2010, 02:15 PM
 
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23-09-2010, 02:40 PM
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24-09-2010, 11:33 AM
 
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
Quote:7.Q: ''What is love?''
A: Deep attacment to something. Also its about some chemicals in brains and stuff like that which I as a non-neuroscientist do'nt know.

WRONG! The correct answer is: "Baby, don't hurt me"
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24-09-2010, 11:41 AM
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
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Quote:7.Q: ''What is love?''
A: Deep attacment to something. Also its about some chemicals in brains and stuff like that which I as a non-neuroscientist do'nt know.

WRONG! The correct answer is: "Baby, don't hurt me"

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24-09-2010, 07:49 PM
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(24-09-2010 11:33 AM)BarleyMcFlexo Wrote:  
Quote:7.Q: ''What is love?''
A: Deep attacment to something. Also its about some chemicals in brains and stuff like that which I as a non-neuroscientist do'nt know.

WRONG! The correct answer is: "Baby, don't hurt me"

LMAO Big Grin This made my day!

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25-09-2010, 02:32 AM
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
Toughest questions in the world.
Wife: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Hell's "Angel: "Why did you knock my bike over?"
Fanatical terrorist: "Do you want me to blow your head off?"
Teenager to father: "Why won't you let me drive your Porche? Don't you trust me?"
Mother of a talentless child during a recital: "Didn't my son/daughter play so beautifully?"
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25-09-2010, 08:36 PM
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
I don't know why it is so hard for some people to say "I don't know."

1. I don't know. I would like to contribute to society in a meaningful way and meet someone to share those experiences with.

2. Probably not. Wouldn't waste any time worrying.

3. I don't know. There is a cute girl in one of my media classes. But I'm too scared to talk to her haha.

4. I don't know. Too much conflicting information for me to sort out! Eat smaller meals with more fruits and vegetables I suppose. My diet of Mtn Dew and Skittles probably has to change.

5. Yes there are plenty of people. Just depends on where you are.

6. Michael Jackson. Well, he was.

7. A evolutionary mechanic that ensures two individuals stick around long enough to ensure their offspring do well. I guess? I don't know I've never really fallen in love. **sigh**

8. Be an ignorant Mormon girl who marries a wealthy doctor. Seems to work pretty well for them.

9. I didn't watch "The Sopranos."

10. I don't know!

(23-09-2010 01:48 PM)Kikko Wrote:  ''The ten toughest questions of the world have been listed! At least if the search engine Ask-Jeeves is believed. The search engine is now asking its users to provide possible answers to these tough questions.''-MTV3 news section online.

No, I did not find this from the news' trash section, but from the foreign countries section with the unhappy news from around the world (there goes the last bit of credibility of the finnish commercial TV).

1.Q: ''What's the purpose of life?''
A: That's a personal question and the answer depends on who you ask.
2.Q: ''Does god exist?''
A: Yes, in the Imaginationland ruled by Aslan.
3.Q: ''Do blonds have more fun?''
A: Im not an expert, but I do'nt think it's probable that the amount of melanin effects personality.
4.Q: ''What's the best diet?''
A: Depends on the individual.
5.Q: ''Is there anybody?''
A: Depending on where is there.
6.Q: ''Who's the most famous person in the world?''
A: Fictional(Jesus) or real(I dunno)?
7.Q: ''What is love?''
A: Deep attacment to something. Also its about some chemicals in brains and stuff like that which I as a non-neuroscientist do'nt know.
8.Q: ''What's the secret of happiness?''
A?: The secret?
9.Q: ''Did Tony Soprano die?''
A: He's a fictional charater.
10.Q: ''How long will I live?''
A: Depends on the asker.

Now that I've been through all of them, I wonder is the list just a bad joke or was it found from some secret soviet files from the 70's. I feel like an idiot after notifying and writing aboot this kinda stuff.

In Soviet Russia the joke laughts at you...Sad
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26-09-2010, 02:38 AM
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
What's the best diet? - Eat everything which does'nt move.
Do blonds have more fun? - No, But because of blonds, others have more fun.

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27-10-2010, 07:24 PM
RE: Answers to the ''toughest questions of the world''
In Soviet Russia - you laugh or else
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