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25-08-2012, 02:57 PM
Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
Quote:A prominent Louisiana-based Christian pastor known for his anti-gay stance was convicted of obscenity yesterday after being caught masturbating at a public park near a children's playground last year.

As NOLA.com reports, Rev. Grant Storm was sentenced to three years' probation after the incident in Lafreniere Park. Storm is quoted as calling public masturbation "a thrill" in his confession. However, despite an eyewitness account cited by the New Orleans Times-Picayune which stated that 55-year-old pastor had been "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down" at the time of his arrest, authorities denied any suspicions that he was a pedophile.

"Lafreniere Park is a public place," Judge Ross LaDart is quoted as saying when he announced the verdict, according to the publication. "Lafreniere Park is a place that was chosen by this defendant to engage in a history of masturbation."

At the time of his arrest, Storms told officers on the scene he was attempting to urinate in a bottle inside van. He later admitted to concocting the story. "I'm confessing to having my hand in my pants," Storms is quoted by Best Of New Orleans as saying at the time. "That's all I'm going to say."

Deeming himself a "Christian patriot," Storms is notorious in New Orleans' lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community for his vocal opposition to the annual Southern Decadence festival, one of the largest gay-themed events in the world, in the French Quarter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23...25132.html

Quote:that 55-year-old pastor had been "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down" at the time of his arrest, authorities denied any suspicions that he was a pedophile.
Yeah, totally not a pedophile.
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25-08-2012, 03:12 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
I posted this on facebook yesterday... rather hilarious. Tongue

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25-08-2012, 03:25 PM
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KC, your state's acting up again.

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25-08-2012, 04:09 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
(25-08-2012 02:57 PM)Vlad Wrote:  
Quote:A prominent Louisiana-based Christian pastor known for his anti-gay stance was convicted of obscenity yesterday after being caught masturbating at a public park near a children's playground last year.

As NOLA.com reports, Rev. Grant Storm was sentenced to three years' probation after the incident in Lafreniere Park. Storm is quoted as calling public masturbation "a thrill" in his confession. However, despite an eyewitness account cited by the New Orleans Times-Picayune which stated that 55-year-old pastor had been "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down" at the time of his arrest, authorities denied any suspicions that he was a pedophile.

"Lafreniere Park is a public place," Judge Ross LaDart is quoted as saying when he announced the verdict, according to the publication. "Lafreniere Park is a place that was chosen by this defendant to engage in a history of masturbation."

At the time of his arrest, Storms told officers on the scene he was attempting to urinate in a bottle inside van. He later admitted to concocting the story. "I'm confessing to having my hand in my pants," Storms is quoted by Best Of New Orleans as saying at the time. "That's all I'm going to say."

Deeming himself a "Christian patriot," Storms is notorious in New Orleans' lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community for his vocal opposition to the annual Southern Decadence festival, one of the largest gay-themed events in the world, in the French Quarter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23...25132.html

Quote:that 55-year-old pastor had been "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down" at the time of his arrest, authorities denied any suspicions that he was a pedophile.
Yeah, totally not a pedophile.

Hey, maybe he was scoping out the young moms.Consider

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30-08-2012, 11:44 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
(25-08-2012 04:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(25-08-2012 02:57 PM)Vlad Wrote:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23...25132.html

Yeah, totally not a pedophile.

Hey, maybe he was scoping out the young moms.Consider

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01-09-2012, 04:08 PM
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I just love it when stereotypes prove themselves true. It's just priceless. Horrible for the little ones but it's offset by the hilariousness of it.

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01-09-2012, 04:47 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
Who, even an idiot, has the guts to start jerking off in the middle of a public park!? With children around!
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01-09-2012, 11:17 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
(01-09-2012 04:47 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Who, even an idiot, has the guts to start jerking off in the middle of a public park!? With children around!

You make it sound as if he was some kind of fearless daredevil who should be admired!
While, IF there were kids within view, he was just a pathetic paedophile flasher sicko of course.
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05-09-2012, 01:15 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
I jerk my gerkin all the time when I go to the playground, and I am not a pedophile.
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11-09-2012, 02:01 PM
RE: Anti-Gay Louisiana Pastor, Convicted Of Obscenity For Masturbating In P
I laughed at the elements of this story:

A priest
The Bible Belt
Masturbation
Voyeurism

Pedopriest or not, if you're going to say that homosexuality is wrong, then you know for sure that masturbation is wrong, too.
And of course he's not a pedophile, he's innocent until prove- oh wait, he's just innocent because a) Confession, and b) Slight of hand.

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