Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
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18-08-2017, 07:59 PM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
(18-08-2017 07:49 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(18-08-2017 05:14 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  Not even close. My dad is Jewish and my mom doesn't have a religion.

What about being 13 or 14? Pegged it didn’t I?

Not even close Laughat
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18-08-2017, 08:16 PM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
Nope, no JWs at my house. Not since we got added to that "skip this house" list a few years ago when I told them I was perfectly happy being the Head Priestess of the Church of the Rising Penis (all rise), thank you very much. I know they're around though. I keep seeing them on Main Street. They look about 14 years old. I feel sorry for them in their long-sleeved starched white shirts and ties in this 105 degrees in the shade weather.

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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18-08-2017, 08:27 PM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
(18-08-2017 08:16 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  Nope, no JWs at my house. Not since we got added to that "skip this house" list a few years ago when I told them I was perfectly happy being the Head Priestess of the Church of the Rising Penis

Where can I join? Drooling
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11-10-2017, 08:50 AM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
(18-08-2017 08:16 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  Nope, no JWs at my house. Not since we got added to that "skip this house" list a few years ago when I told them I was perfectly happy being the Head Priestess of the Church of the Rising Penis (all rise), thank you very much. I know they're around though. I keep seeing them on Main Street. They look about 14 years old. I feel sorry for them in their long-sleeved starched white shirts and ties in this 105 degrees in the shade weather.

> Strangely, neither of the two groups of JW's who come to my door have added my house to a list of those to be bypassed, despite the fact that I've always told them up front that I'm an atheist. I came back from the Transfer Station last Saturday to find a copy of THE WATCHTOWER on my back porch. That's the third time I've been visited this year.

> Oddly, they left their literature next door too. The house has a FOR SALE sign in front and has been empty for over a year. Facepalm
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11-10-2017, 09:14 AM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
I continue to have a JW-free front door. (makes note to give the household's guardian dragons -- Glori, George, Russ, Bianca and Shirley -- a nice Yule bonus)

I'm sorry, but your beliefs are much too silly to take seriously. Got anything else we can discuss?
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11-10-2017, 02:48 PM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
I lived for a year in New Mexico. JW's do not frequent where I live in California but mormons do on occasion. I tell them that I heard stories from Navaho's about mormons literally buying children to go to school in Utah. It shuts them up quickly.
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11-10-2017, 11:30 PM
RE: Any Jehovah's Witnesses at your door lately?
(18-08-2017 08:27 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  Where can I join? Drooling

> Perhaps you can explain to us why you are no longer here. Laughat
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