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29-08-2017, 02:34 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
(28-08-2017 08:34 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(28-08-2017 08:24 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  I saw something online about floating colonies of fire ants. As if they don't have enough problems. Just the idea of that raised chill bumps over my whole body. I hope they can find a way to napalm those bitches without hurting anybody in the process. It said they were using the dead bodies of other fire ants as rafts.

Fire ants are horrible, nasty creatures. And this just proves you can't get rid of them; they just move somewhere else.

Apparently there are other critters moving around in the water too that aren't going to be helpful in the rescue efforts.

Nope.


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29-08-2017, 07:41 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
Having lived long ago near the troubled Atticks dam, now overflowing, I can attest that that area was infested by water moccasins. Lots of them. I would not want to be in that area now as the snakes try to find someplace safe and start abandoning their usual haunts now under water.

I have heard some parts of Texas are now having problems with displaced alligators. None of these have shown up in my neighborhood. I feel so underprivledged. Only one snake has been spotted, species unknown in our area. Might have been a water moccasin.

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29-08-2017, 07:57 PM
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That water will turn very foul soon and the critters in it will likely die. Either that or they get swept out to sea.

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29-08-2017, 08:37 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
I wonder if fire ants can/will eat water moccasins. We can hope I guess.

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30-08-2017, 07:36 AM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
Meanwhile https://www.mediaite.com/online/ann-coul...te-change/

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30-08-2017, 11:14 AM
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(30-08-2017 07:36 AM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  Meanwhile https://www.mediaite.com/online/ann-coul...te-change/

I thought Ann Coulter was a lesbian. ... I checked her wiki page, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

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30-08-2017, 01:39 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
(30-08-2017 11:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(30-08-2017 07:36 AM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  Meanwhile https://www.mediaite.com/online/ann-coul...te-change/

I thought Ann Coulter was a lesbian. ... I checked her wiki page, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

Rumor has it she's hetrosexual.

But that still doesn't fully clarify things as far as I'm concerned...

Those big hands and the Adams apple keeps me guessing.


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30-08-2017, 01:44 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
(30-08-2017 01:39 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(30-08-2017 11:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I thought Ann Coulter was a lesbian. ... I checked her wiki page, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

Rumor has it she's hetrosexual.

But that still doesn't fully clarify things as far as I'm concerned...

Those big hands and the Adams apple keeps me guessing.


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Ha! It's the Adam's apple that gives it away.

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30-08-2017, 02:04 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
(30-08-2017 01:44 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(30-08-2017 01:39 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Rumor has it she's hetrosexual.

But that still doesn't fully clarify things as far as I'm concerned...

Those big hands and the Adams apple keeps me guessing.


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Ha! It's the Adam's apple that gives it away.

Did you ever read the bit that some guy wrote- a satire piece- how he got drunk and picked up Ann Coulter??? Problem was she became more shrill and nasty as he sobered up....

It was hilarious.. Hopefully somebody remembers it and has a link...

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30-08-2017, 02:56 PM
RE: Any Texas Hurricane Parties?
(30-08-2017 02:04 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(30-08-2017 01:44 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Ha! It's the Adam's apple that gives it away.

She has beady little eyes, too close together. Technically it is called Hypotelorism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotelorism

She's a mutant!

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