Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
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05-06-2016, 01:38 PM
Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
Me hanging around the house, using my phone from time to time
Family: That phone's turned into a new appendage!
Me hanging around my house, enjoying life without the need of a phone
Family: I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY, WHERE WERE YOU?


Me at work, something important happens and I tell the boss right away
Boss: Did you have to interrupt me for that?!
Me at work, something important happens but I decide not to interrupt
Boss: Why did you have to wait to tell me that?!


Guy: And you know, I could cook for you one day and you'll see I'm a good cook.
Me: Uuum, ok?

...Later
Guy: And as I've told you, you could come over and I'll cook for you.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Guy: Of course I'm hitting on you woman, I was wondering when you'd get it. No guy will ask you to come over as a friend!

Another guy: You could come over and I'll order the best pizza.
Me: Just to be clear... are you hitting on me?
Another guy: Jesus, why would you think that? Not everyone's gonna hit on you you know.


Boyfriend comes back from work, tired and upset.
Me: Hiiii! How was work? *smooch
Him: Just leave me alone right now, I'm pissed off.

Boyfriend comes back from work, tired and upset.
I don't bother him at all.
...and later when he asks why I'm upset and I tell him I'm upset because he is upset he's like:
You know, it would help if you tried to show some affection and make me feel better when I come home from work.



So, is there anything I can do that is not wrong?

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05-06-2016, 01:56 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
Did you have to start this thread, I mean really....

Just kidding.

Yeah, sometimes it feels that everything you do is wrong, everything you say comes out wrong.
It gets better.
I think. Consider

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05-06-2016, 02:04 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
I think the older one gets, the better it gets. I still run into these situations often (especially at work) but I tend to give less fucks these days. Thumbsup

ETA: And a hug for you. Hug

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05-06-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
I think we all have periods in our lives where it feels like we are damned if we do and damned if we don't.

As for a manual...if there was one most of us wouldn't read it till we had already made most of our big mistakes. Undecided

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05-06-2016, 02:26 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
I hear the manual is easier to understand in the original Chinese.
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05-06-2016, 02:30 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
When you got the manual, pls forward by sending a PM to me, thx a lot. Wink

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05-06-2016, 02:37 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
If you want a blueprint for life - you have to draw it yourself.

Anything anyone else comes up with -- the priest, the rabbi, the shaman or the oracle -- is only going to fit what THEY want, need, or wish for.

Your needs aren't their concern.

Life is a DIY (do it yourself) project --- and the only passing grade you need, is the one you give yourself.

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05-06-2016, 02:45 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
(05-06-2016 01:56 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  Did you have to start this thread, I mean really....

Just kidding.

Yeah, sometimes it feels that everything you do is wrong, everything you say comes out wrong.
It gets better.
I think. Consider

No, it doesn't. Drinking Beverage



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05-06-2016, 02:57 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
(05-06-2016 02:45 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-06-2016 01:56 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  Did you have to start this thread, I mean really....

Just kidding.

Yeah, sometimes it feels that everything you do is wrong, everything you say comes out wrong.
It gets better.
I think. Consider

No, it doesn't. Drinking Beverage



Weeping

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05-06-2016, 03:25 PM
RE: Anyone have the manual to this life thing?
This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been a real life, you would have been told where to go, and what to do.

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