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14-08-2013, 07:02 PM
Aphid poop: it's a MIRACLE!!
Months ago, Pat Robertson claimed that miracles only happen to the uneducated (I'm paraphrasing). He was right, but not in the way he thinks.

The uneducated see miracles... 'cause they don't know no better.

tree weeps God's tears

FRESNO, Calif. - As the mid-day sun beat down, a group of parishioners huddled under a tree looking for shade, but seeking a miracle.

Rosemarie Navarro, a parishioner at a Fresno, California Catholic Church says, "I said my prayer and asked the Lord to give me a miracle cause I'm really, really sick."

Navarro counts herself among the believers, a small but growing group that thinks the liquid dripping from this Crape Myrtle tree is the tears of God.

Parishioner Maria Ybarra says, "When you say ‘glory be to God in Jesus name’ the tree starts throwing out more water."

On close inspection, arborist Jon Reelhorn agrees, something is falling from the tree in front of St. Johns Cathedral. But it isn't water."

The aphides will suck the sap, the sap goes through the aphid and then it is a honey dew excrement from the aphid and it gets so heavy in the summertime that it will drip down,"  Reelhorn says.

He calls it a natural process. He also found another tree dripping across the street. And like the honey dew rolling off its leaves, clinical therapist Mark McOmber says the way people choose to interpret it can also be attributed to nature.

"Human beings inherently need to hope for things, things that they can't understand, things they can't see," McOmber says.

Miracles are nothing new in Christianity. In fact, their origins can be traced back to before the time of Jesus. But for catholic Miguel Beja, this tree doesn't qualify.

"For me it is a natural thing but for some they say its different,"  he says.Maria Ybarra was the first one to feel the drops this Wednesday and whether they are aphid waste or water, she believes they're divine."

I can tell you looking at it from a scientific standpoint and a spiritual standpoint it is the work of God manifesting here on earth," Ybarra said.

Parishioners say the water started falling on Wednesday.

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I think the real miracle is that these people can function in the real world.

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14-08-2013, 07:03 PM
RE: Aphid poop: it's a MIRACLE!!
It's all poop.

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14-08-2013, 07:26 PM
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All hail poopy giggle
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14-08-2013, 07:27 PM
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Haha! I swear. There is no hope for people Tongue

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14-08-2013, 07:37 PM
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Can I fertilize my lawn with this shit? I heard somewhere you can do that!


....and...where can I find self hydrating plants like that tree? I always forget to water mine Undecided

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14-08-2013, 07:43 PM
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Crazy old religious people always with their miracles and their toast.

There is a species of ant that farms aphids for this 'poop' IIRC it's more like sugar water and I believe the aphids in turn are given protection.




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14-08-2013, 07:56 PM
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(14-08-2013 07:43 PM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Crazy old religious people always with their miracles and their toast.

There is a species of ant that farms aphids for this 'poop' IIRC it's more like sugar water and I believe the aphids in turn are given protection.




So, they're the ant mafia?? Laughat

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14-08-2013, 11:11 PM
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Now that's some serious interior intelligent design.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein Certified Ancient Astronaut Theorist and Levitating yogi, CAAT-LY.
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15-08-2013, 12:59 PM
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Stupid people suck

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25-08-2013, 03:58 PM
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It is in fact a miracle. This is finally the proof we needed. ALL HAIL THE GREAT MIGHTY POO! Bowing






(This is actually quite disgusting.)

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