Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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04-08-2012, 05:16 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Omegle makes me facepalm. I've been on there 3 times and every time it was not productive.
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04-08-2012, 05:34 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
is this the tbread for omegle now?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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04-08-2012, 05:43 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
edit: referring to Clever Bot mentioned by Vosur a few posts ago.

I was slightly disconcerted when I asked it's name and age and it gave me Veronica and 47, for a second I nearly apologized for all the rude shit I said, I thought maybe some sneaky programmer had made a chatterbot looking interface that simply hooked you up to random people Tongue
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04-08-2012, 08:52 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like god.
Stranger: Hii
You: hi
Stranger: soo, god.. what are your thoughts?
You: atheist
Stranger: hmm
You: u
Stranger: christian
You: anti-gay?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I believe that being gay is a sin. I dont judge gay people, I love them and hope they turn from their sins into the loving arms of God.
Stranger: I am not the judge, that is not my place.
You: rly
Stranger: I am as much a sinner as any gay person. We all sin. We all can be saved by the grace of God.
You: pro life?
Stranger: I believe, if you make a baby willingly by having sex, the child deserves to live.
Stranger: Rape and incest are different.
You: hmm
Stranger: do I sound irrational?
You: a bit
Stranger: how so?
You: where is your proof of your God
Stranger: where is your proof of no God?
Stranger: I hate to answer a question with a question
You: burden of proof is upon the one who makes the origanal claim
Stranger: But the bible has proven historical accounts of Jesus' life.
You: is the bible infallible and completely correct
You: ?
Stranger: Darwin on his death bed said that if in a hundred years there were no skeletons of transitional species were found, evolution was false
You: prove it
You: find the documentation
You: read
You: for bias
You: there is no truth to your claim
You: i have read the documentation
Stranger: He admitted he lead people astray
Stranger: science is always changing
Stranger: correcting their mistakes.
Stranger: and the corrections, are also mistakes
You: hmm
You: so u believe something a man said while he was dying
You: and it disproved modern science
Stranger: there is no transitional species
You: rly
You: ok
Stranger: no evidence
Stranger: and why arent we still evolving?
You: where are the human skeletons from millions of years ago that are the exact same as ours
You: why are there different skull formations
Stranger: Micro evolution
Stranger: not macro
You: hmm
Stranger: 2 totally different thing
You: so a species changing over time is not evolution
You: hmmm
Stranger: from a black lab, to a golden retriever? yes.
Stranger: from a fish to a human?
Stranger: impossible
You: o rly
You: wait for it
You: what seems more unrealistic
You: countless millenia of small changes
You: resulting in life
You: over billions of years
You: or an
You: omnipotent being making an entire umiverse for one planet to play with
You: hey
Stranger: ?
You: whats tour answer
Stranger: I think the big bang is rather irrational
You: ur a troll arent u
You: hmmm
Stranger: small dust particles swirled around, got hot, exploded, and made millions of galaxies?
Stranger: nooo
You: yess
You: a little too strong in you're god lovin
Stranger: he loved me so much, he hung on a cross for me
Stranger: why wouldnt I love him?
You: proven correct
You: you sound like u want jesus all over your face
Stranger: i was gay....
Stranger: for 5 years
Stranger: I turned to him, and things got better
You: y jesus's dick was bigger?
Stranger: his love was
You: i c
You: so
You: why r u denying yourself one of the greaatest opprotunities of your life
You: to truly love someone
Stranger: because when I was gay, that wasnt love
Stranger: that was about sex
You: rather than a fake forced love with someone else
Stranger: Its not a fake forced love
Stranger: if someone took a bullet and died for you. would you hate them? or love them for saving you?
You: neither
You: i would
You: be sad
You: for them
You: and angry at their killer
Stranger: what if you were the killer
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you killed them.
Stranger: not by firing the gun
Stranger: but because of something you did
You: then clearly im not all there
You: and have some kind of sociopathic condition
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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anyway i was a bit of a dick but oh well it was fun

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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04-08-2012, 09:40 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(04-08-2012 08:52 PM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like god.
Stranger: Hii
You: hi
Stranger: soo, god.. what are your thoughts?
You: atheist
Stranger: hmm
You: u
Stranger: christian
You: anti-gay?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I believe that being gay is a sin. I dont judge gay people, I love them and hope they turn from their sins into the loving arms of God.
Stranger: I am not the judge, that is not my place.
You: rly
Stranger: I am as much a sinner as any gay person. We all sin. We all can be saved by the grace of God.
You: pro life?
Stranger: I believe, if you make a baby willingly by having sex, the child deserves to live.
Stranger: Rape and incest are different.
You: hmm
Stranger: do I sound irrational?
You: a bit
Stranger: how so?
You: where is your proof of your God
Stranger: where is your proof of no God?
Stranger: I hate to answer a question with a question
You: burden of proof is upon the one who makes the origanal claim
Stranger: But the bible has proven historical accounts of Jesus' life.
You: is the bible infallible and completely correct
You: ?
Stranger: Darwin on his death bed said that if in a hundred years there were no skeletons of transitional species were found, evolution was false
You: prove it
You: find the documentation
You: read
You: for bias
You: there is no truth to your claim
You: i have read the documentation
Stranger: He admitted he lead people astray
Stranger: science is always changing
Stranger: correcting their mistakes.
Stranger: and the corrections, are also mistakes
You: hmm
You: so u believe something a man said while he was dying
You: and it disproved modern science
Stranger: there is no transitional species
You: rly
You: ok
Stranger: no evidence
Stranger: and why arent we still evolving?
You: where are the human skeletons from millions of years ago that are the exact same as ours
You: why are there different skull formations
Stranger: Micro evolution
Stranger: not macro
You: hmm
Stranger: 2 totally different thing
You: so a species changing over time is not evolution
You: hmmm
Stranger: from a black lab, to a golden retriever? yes.
Stranger: from a fish to a human?
Stranger: impossible
You: o rly
You: wait for it
You: what seems more unrealistic
You: countless millenia of small changes
You: resulting in life
You: over billions of years
You: or an
You: omnipotent being making an entire umiverse for one planet to play with
You: hey
Stranger: ?
You: whats tour answer
Stranger: I think the big bang is rather irrational
You: ur a troll arent u
You: hmmm
Stranger: small dust particles swirled around, got hot, exploded, and made millions of galaxies?
Stranger: nooo
You: yess
You: a little too strong in you're god lovin
Stranger: he loved me so much, he hung on a cross for me
Stranger: why wouldnt I love him?
You: proven correct
You: you sound like u want jesus all over your face
Stranger: i was gay....
Stranger: for 5 years
Stranger: I turned to him, and things got better
You: y jesus's dick was bigger?
Stranger: his love was
You: i c
You: so
You: why r u denying yourself one of the greaatest opprotunities of your life
You: to truly love someone
Stranger: because when I was gay, that wasnt love
Stranger: that was about sex
You: rather than a fake forced love with someone else
Stranger: Its not a fake forced love
Stranger: if someone took a bullet and died for you. would you hate them? or love them for saving you?
You: neither
You: i would
You: be sad
You: for them
You: and angry at their killer
Stranger: what if you were the killer
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you killed them.
Stranger: not by firing the gun
Stranger: but because of something you did
You: then clearly im not all there
You: and have some kind of sociopathic condition
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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anyway i was a bit of a dick but oh well it was fun


I would have proven to him that there were transitional fossils.

Darwin never had a deathbed conversion.

Do you have skype?

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05-08-2012, 10:06 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
^yeah i have skype. skype name is thr same as it is here Xinoftruden.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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