Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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29-07-2012, 12:57 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(28-07-2012 11:35 PM)kim Wrote:  Awh, I imagine this stranger to be a girl... don't know why... but I also imagine her to be a sweet little Christee retard who thinks she's won an argument with an atheist because she hung up first.
So... I now bestow angel farts upon her. *********************** Angel ************************ Angel

****************** Angel ------------------ Angel ************ Angel --------------- Angel

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXX Evil_monster

This gives me an idea. I listen to an afternoon drive time radio program called The Men's Room. They regularly play with their listeners a game called The Men's Room. They read short wacky news crime story them you have to pick, was it Black White,or Jew.

We could play a similar game in trying to figure out ethnicity, gender, orientation, and former religion, if any! Big Grin

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29-07-2012, 01:00 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Btw is that all it takes to weaken his or her faith? She isnt even worth deconvering, since someone like her would soon come back to religion.
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29-07-2012, 01:02 AM (This post was last modified: 29-07-2012 01:10 AM by Vosur.)
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
I met her a fourth and a fifth time. Unfortunately I closed the tab of the fourth one, but it was very short anyway. Here's number five.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.


Stranger: Hello

You: 'Morning

Stranger: Religious?

Stranger: I have been having a frightening expierence on here, with demons.

You: You should know that you can't escape. Just how often do you want to try it?

Stranger: .....:[

Stranger: Fuck my life,

Stranger: Why the fuck do you exist! You demon.

You: I'm actually God and I am testing you

Stranger: .....

Stranger: .....

Stranger: ....

Stranger: You remind me of Moses's brother, Aaron.

Stranger: He led people astray with demonic teachings.

You: It's funny that you mention this

You: My name is Aaron

Stranger: From now on, I shall call-

Stranger: ....

Stranger: O.o

Stranger: ......

Stranger: YOU FUCKING DEMON

Stranger: why won't you leave this poor girl alone!

Stranger: You want to rape me?!

Stranger: Just leave me alone!

You: Embrace God

Stranger: You embrace gOd, Hell spawn

You: I am God

Stranger: Turn towards the lighht

Stranger: You are not Gid

You: Yes I am. I have proven it to you.

Stranger: ...

You: Is it not a miracle that we meet for the fith time?

Stranger: What's my name.

Stranger: ?

You: How do you explain that, if not by saying it's a miracle?

Stranger: What is ny name

Stranger: My name, hell spawn, say it!

You: Your name is sinner

You: Because you are born a sinner

Stranger: My name is not Sinner.

Stranger: My name is Nataly,

You: I call you by what you are, not what your parents named you

Stranger: OH NO

Stranger: I just revealed my name to a Satan Worshipper.

You: I knew your name already, for I am God

Stranger: .....

Stranger: You are not my savior,

Stranger: You are an atheist

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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29-07-2012, 01:14 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
You seriously made my day, Volus.

Thank you.
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29-07-2012, 01:24 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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That is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time Smile She must be quite young, burning with faith... You did a good job pointing out the fallacies to her. Well played sir, well played Big Grin
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29-07-2012, 01:29 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(29-07-2012 01:14 AM)Vlad Wrote:  You seriously made my day, Volus.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

It's Vosur, though.

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29-07-2012, 01:32 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(29-07-2012 01:29 AM)Vosur Wrote:  It's Vosur, though.

Aww stop bein' so pedantic Velociraptor...
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29-07-2012, 01:46 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
GirlyMan, was that you? Wink

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29-07-2012, 01:51 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(29-07-2012 01:46 AM)Vosur Wrote:  GirlyMan, was that you? Wink

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GTFO! That was me.

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29-07-2012, 02:51 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Vosur!
Please tell me you are making this up.

but thanks for giggles. Appreciated.

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