Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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31-07-2012, 10:02 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
I'll bring my 20 sided dice, some mountain dew and fancy cane. I search the shadows for the holy relic.
I roll a 5.... Did I find anything ?

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01-08-2012, 01:06 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
So, how much did you get when you combine 5 from the dice, your "search" skills and your intelligence bonus?

Your DC is 30, so I don't think you found anything...

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02-08-2012, 03:38 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Just had a convo with the same Aryan girl.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Religion.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Religious?
Stranger: I am a Catholic, you?
You: I have no religion.
Stranger: Don't tell me....
Stranger: Aaron?
You: What?
You: No my name is Steve
Stranger: Oh, well you're the newest Satan Worshipper I have met
You: ... I don't believe in Satan, he is just as imaginary as God.
Stranger: Admit it! You worship Satan, just like Aaron!
You: How do you know his name?
You: I am a friend of his.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Aaron is Moses's brother, who led the aryan isrealites ( not Jewish) astray with the demonic Jewish teachings.
You: .......
You: Why do you put the dots?
Stranger: I put them because it is a habit. Why did you put them?
You: Because I was trying to mimic you.
You: Tell me, why is the Bible reliable?
You: And, from what I have heard you say, why is Jesus the vessal of the Word, and therefor the keeper of the Bible
Stranger: Jesus is the Word, and the Word was flesh
Stranger: The Word is reliable.
Stranger: Since the Word is the Bible, therefor the Bible is thw word
You: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
You: And what type of Bible do you follow?
Stranger: The Aryan Bible?
Stranger: .*
You: Aryan.....?
You: Like the whole, Nazi bullshit?
Stranger: Its not bullshit.
Stranger: Its the only true way to get to heaven.
Stranger: But I wouldn't expect you to know about that, Demon worshiper
Stranger: Go back to worshipping Satan, be Gome
Stranger: Gone.*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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02-08-2012, 03:44 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Christ... Nobody reported her to the police yet? Why??

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02-08-2012, 03:52 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 03:44 AM)Filox Wrote:  Christ... Nobody reported her to the police yet? Why??
The only hint we have is that she lives in Canada. Drinking Beverage

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02-08-2012, 03:55 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 03:52 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 03:44 AM)Filox Wrote:  Christ... Nobody reported her to the police yet? Why??
The only hint we have is that she lives in Canada. Drinking Beverage

So, carpet-bomb Canada!

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02-08-2012, 04:00 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
I'm sure the police can get the IP address and then everything else. If they wanted to do it, or have the reason to do it. Don't know is promoting Nazism an offence in Canada, but she would have problems if she was living in Germany... If she was in USA, nothing. Freedom of speech and all that, Nazis are free in USA.

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02-08-2012, 07:50 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 03:38 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Just had a convo with the same Aryan girl.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Religion.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Religious?
Stranger: I am a Catholic, you?
You: I have no religion.
Stranger: Don't tell me....
Stranger: Aaron?
You: What?
You: No my name is Steve
Stranger: Oh, well you're the newest Satan Worshipper I have met
You: ... I don't believe in Satan, he is just as imaginary as God.
Stranger: Admit it! You worship Satan, just like Aaron!
You: How do you know his name?
You: I am a friend of his.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Aaron is Moses's brother, who led the aryan isrealites ( not Jewish) astray with the demonic Jewish teachings.
You: .......
You: Why do you put the dots?
Stranger: I put them because it is a habit. Why did you put them?
You: Because I was trying to mimic you.
You: Tell me, why is the Bible reliable?
You: And, from what I have heard you say, why is Jesus the vessal of the Word, and therefor the keeper of the Bible
Stranger: Jesus is the Word, and the Word was flesh
Stranger: The Word is reliable.
Stranger: Since the Word is the Bible, therefor the Bible is thw word
You: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
You: And what type of Bible do you follow?
Stranger: The Aryan Bible?
Stranger: .*
You: Aryan.....?
You: Like the whole, Nazi bullshit?
Stranger: Its not bullshit.
Stranger: Its the only true way to get to heaven.
Stranger: But I wouldn't expect you to know about that, Demon worshiper
Stranger: Go back to worshipping Satan, be Gome
Stranger: Gone.*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ok, I wasn't in the "she's a troll" camp until now.

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02-08-2012, 07:52 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(31-07-2012 04:48 PM)StAlesiterCrowley Wrote:  We hold black mass every full moon at midnight in crocket park

You'll need a black robe, false idols, and it's BYOBaby to sacrifice

Welcome Fellow Satanist

When did you stop being a Christian?

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02-08-2012, 08:08 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
If you can't steer a Christian away from God, can you steer them in another direction?

So ladies and gentlemen, I may not be able to convince a Christian that God isn't real, but I can convince a Christian that something else isn't real...

I had a good laugh with this. I title the piece, "Fighting Stupidity with Stupidity"

Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: you

You: same

Stranger: okay Smile

Stranger: where r u from

You: us

You: u?

Stranger: malaysia

You: I see

You: so what do you think about atheists?

Stranger: what about you

Stranger: i think they are misguided

Stranger: what denomination are u in

You: yea I agree, I herd some of them even believe in Ghandi... lol. Protestant, you?

Stranger: im a protestant too

You: cool!

Stranger: but i was raised in a catholic family

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger: thats strange

You: 21, you?

You: whats strange?

Stranger: 22

You: cool

Stranger: the part where they believe in ghandi

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Gandhi* sorry, wrong spelling. And yeah I know, atheists huh...

You: my friends call me Muffs. You?

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: thats okay

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: thats sooo cute

Stranger: Mariana

You: cool.

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: no

You: I am a strong independent women.

You: you?

Stranger: i think muffs is cutew

You: lol, yea I suppose it is.

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: mariana is definitely not a guy's name

You: no I gathered that lol

Stranger: whats ur favourite story in the bible\

You: The great flood

You: u?

Stranger: elijah and the prophets of baal

You: cool

Stranger: and the story of shadrach meshach and abednego

You: ah yes, good story

Stranger: i never liked bowing to statues

Stranger: even when i was a catholic

You: yea fair enough

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: so do u have skype

You: do you believe in Gandhi?

Stranger: i believe he was a good man

You: wait hold up. I knew you seemed to good to be true. you know Gandhi wasn't real right?

Stranger: you do know tht gandhi was the one who fought for the freedom of india

Stranger: why dont u google him

You: Yea, but he wasn't real. He was a man made up by the liberals to trick people

Stranger: omg

You: The Hindus and the Liberals created the story of Gandhi to make it appear that Hinduism could produce good people and hide it's sin

Stranger: do u have proof

You: I know this to be true, it was taught in church. The Indians, who are sinners because they pray to fake gods, created Gandhi because the west, the US, wouldn't do politics with them because the west is Christian and believes in the true God and wanted nothing to do with the sinners. The british were not defeated by Gandhi, they were sick of trying to convert the sinners unsuccessfully and so were backing out

Stranger: u cant be serious

You: Gandhi was a hoax, a cover-up, an attempt to try to change the story of the British leaving India to its sin

Stranger: i know tht hinduism is satanic

You: I know its hard to believe but its true

Stranger: ive read some articles about it online

You: yes, it is very Satani

You: and the west knew this, that is why they left

You: and that is why India created Gandhi

Stranger: how sad, i thought gandhi was real

You: I know, I was shocked at first too. But it makes sense.

You: like a lightbulb moment

Stranger: im upset

Stranger: i cnt believe this

Stranger: did the pastor told u these things

You: Yes. He was told by his higher-ups in the church. The higher-ups know this for many years. The government has been going with the Gandhi story because they are upset that they failed to convert the sinners. But it is slowly leaking from the church. Just wait, 5years and this will public knowledge

Stranger: this is terrrible

You: I know

Stranger: do u know tht hindus believe tht jesus is a reincarnation of one of their gods?

You: I did not! Just shows the level of sin that they will snoop too. And this is more proof that they believe in the one true God and Jesus. Perhaps they are trying to slowly integrate Christianity into Hinduism. Maybe the British missionaries succeeded afterall.

Stranger: the connection here sucks

You: I know it's horrible to hear, but it just shows what kind of world we live in. The second comming is coming and people will be sorry.

Stranger: yes but this is a big insult to the living God

You: I know.

Stranger: they will be

Stranger: i feel sad though

You: That is why we must pray for them

You: that is why I pray for India every night.

Stranger: i wish my my hindu friends will know the truth about their false religion

Stranger: thats wonderful

You: Yes, perhaps it is just a matter of not knowing. I sense that is what it is for a lot of Indians, afterall, when Gandhi was created it not only was for tricking the west, but India as well. There own people!

You: It's a sickening thought, that they would do that even to their own people.

Stranger: hang on a secx

You: I would ask that you pray for them too.

Stranger: lol

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