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02-08-2012, 10:07 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 08:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  If you can't steer a Christian away from God, can you steer them in another direction?

So ladies and gentlemen, I may not be able to convince a Christian that God isn't real, but I can convince a Christian that something else isn't real...

I had a good laugh with this. I title the piece, "Fighting Stupidity with Stupidity"

Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: you

You: same

Stranger: okay Smile

Stranger: where r u from

You: us

You: u?

Stranger: malaysia

You: I see

You: so what do you think about atheists?

Stranger: what about you

Stranger: i think they are misguided

Stranger: what denomination are u in

You: yea I agree, I herd some of them even believe in Ghandi... lol. Protestant, you?

Stranger: im a protestant too

You: cool!

Stranger: but i was raised in a catholic family

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger: thats strange

You: 21, you?

You: whats strange?

Stranger: 22

You: cool

Stranger: the part where they believe in ghandi

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Gandhi* sorry, wrong spelling. And yeah I know, atheists huh...

You: my friends call me Muffs. You?

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: thats okay

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: thats sooo cute

Stranger: Mariana

You: cool.

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: no

You: I am a strong independent women.

You: you?

Stranger: i think muffs is cutew

You: lol, yea I suppose it is.

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: mariana is definitely not a guy's name

You: no I gathered that lol

Stranger: whats ur favourite story in the bible\

You: The great flood

You: u?

Stranger: elijah and the prophets of baal

You: cool

Stranger: and the story of shadrach meshach and abednego

You: ah yes, good story

Stranger: i never liked bowing to statues

Stranger: even when i was a catholic

You: yea fair enough

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: so do u have skype

You: do you believe in Gandhi?

Stranger: i believe he was a good man

You: wait hold up. I knew you seemed to good to be true. you know Gandhi wasn't real right?

Stranger: you do know tht gandhi was the one who fought for the freedom of india

Stranger: why dont u google him

You: Yea, but he wasn't real. He was a man made up by the liberals to trick people

Stranger: omg

You: The Hindus and the Liberals created the story of Gandhi to make it appear that Hinduism could produce good people and hide it's sin

Stranger: do u have proof

You: I know this to be true, it was taught in church. The Indians, who are sinners because they pray to fake gods, created Gandhi because the west, the US, wouldn't do politics with them because the west is Christian and believes in the true God and wanted nothing to do with the sinners. The british were not defeated by Gandhi, they were sick of trying to convert the sinners unsuccessfully and so were backing out

Stranger: u cant be serious

You: Gandhi was a hoax, a cover-up, an attempt to try to change the story of the British leaving India to its sin

Stranger: i know tht hinduism is satanic

You: I know its hard to believe but its true

Stranger: ive read some articles about it online

You: yes, it is very Satani

You: and the west knew this, that is why they left

You: and that is why India created Gandhi

Stranger: how sad, i thought gandhi was real

You: I know, I was shocked at first too. But it makes sense.

You: like a lightbulb moment

Stranger: im upset

Stranger: i cnt believe this

Stranger: did the pastor told u these things

You: Yes. He was told by his higher-ups in the church. The higher-ups know this for many years. The government has been going with the Gandhi story because they are upset that they failed to convert the sinners. But it is slowly leaking from the church. Just wait, 5years and this will public knowledge

Stranger: this is terrrible

You: I know

Stranger: do u know tht hindus believe tht jesus is a reincarnation of one of their gods?

You: I did not! Just shows the level of sin that they will snoop too. And this is more proof that they believe in the one true God and Jesus. Perhaps they are trying to slowly integrate Christianity into Hinduism. Maybe the British missionaries succeeded afterall.

Stranger: the connection here sucks

You: I know it's horrible to hear, but it just shows what kind of world we live in. The second comming is coming and people will be sorry.

Stranger: yes but this is a big insult to the living God

You: I know.

Stranger: they will be

Stranger: i feel sad though

You: That is why we must pray for them

You: that is why I pray for India every night.

Stranger: i wish my my hindu friends will know the truth about their false religion

Stranger: thats wonderful

You: Yes, perhaps it is just a matter of not knowing. I sense that is what it is for a lot of Indians, afterall, when Gandhi was created it not only was for tricking the west, but India as well. There own people!

You: It's a sickening thought, that they would do that even to their own people.

Stranger: hang on a secx

You: I would ask that you pray for them too.

Stranger: lol

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02-08-2012, 11:17 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 10:07 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 08:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  If you can't steer a Christian away from God, can you steer them in another direction?

So ladies and gentlemen, I may not be able to convince a Christian that God isn't real, but I can convince a Christian that something else isn't real...

I had a good laugh with this. I title the piece, "Fighting Stupidity with Stupidity"

Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: you

You: same

Stranger: okay Smile

Stranger: where r u from

You: us

You: u?

Stranger: malaysia

You: I see

You: so what do you think about atheists?

Stranger: what about you

Stranger: i think they are misguided

Stranger: what denomination are u in

You: yea I agree, I herd some of them even believe in Ghandi... lol. Protestant, you?

Stranger: im a protestant too

You: cool!

Stranger: but i was raised in a catholic family

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger: thats strange

You: 21, you?

You: whats strange?

Stranger: 22

You: cool

Stranger: the part where they believe in ghandi

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Gandhi* sorry, wrong spelling. And yeah I know, atheists huh...

You: my friends call me Muffs. You?

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: thats okay

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: thats sooo cute

Stranger: Mariana

You: cool.

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: no

You: I am a strong independent women.

You: you?

Stranger: i think muffs is cutew

You: lol, yea I suppose it is.

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: mariana is definitely not a guy's name

You: no I gathered that lol

Stranger: whats ur favourite story in the bible\

You: The great flood

You: u?

Stranger: elijah and the prophets of baal

You: cool

Stranger: and the story of shadrach meshach and abednego

You: ah yes, good story

Stranger: i never liked bowing to statues

Stranger: even when i was a catholic

You: yea fair enough

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: so do u have skype

You: do you believe in Gandhi?

Stranger: i believe he was a good man

You: wait hold up. I knew you seemed to good to be true. you know Gandhi wasn't real right?

Stranger: you do know tht gandhi was the one who fought for the freedom of india

Stranger: why dont u google him

You: Yea, but he wasn't real. He was a man made up by the liberals to trick people

Stranger: omg

You: The Hindus and the Liberals created the story of Gandhi to make it appear that Hinduism could produce good people and hide it's sin

Stranger: do u have proof

You: I know this to be true, it was taught in church. The Indians, who are sinners because they pray to fake gods, created Gandhi because the west, the US, wouldn't do politics with them because the west is Christian and believes in the true God and wanted nothing to do with the sinners. The british were not defeated by Gandhi, they were sick of trying to convert the sinners unsuccessfully and so were backing out

Stranger: u cant be serious

You: Gandhi was a hoax, a cover-up, an attempt to try to change the story of the British leaving India to its sin

Stranger: i know tht hinduism is satanic

You: I know its hard to believe but its true

Stranger: ive read some articles about it online

You: yes, it is very Satani

You: and the west knew this, that is why they left

You: and that is why India created Gandhi

Stranger: how sad, i thought gandhi was real

You: I know, I was shocked at first too. But it makes sense.

You: like a lightbulb moment

Stranger: im upset

Stranger: i cnt believe this

Stranger: did the pastor told u these things

You: Yes. He was told by his higher-ups in the church. The higher-ups know this for many years. The government has been going with the Gandhi story because they are upset that they failed to convert the sinners. But it is slowly leaking from the church. Just wait, 5years and this will public knowledge

Stranger: this is terrrible

You: I know

Stranger: do u know tht hindus believe tht jesus is a reincarnation of one of their gods?

You: I did not! Just shows the level of sin that they will snoop too. And this is more proof that they believe in the one true God and Jesus. Perhaps they are trying to slowly integrate Christianity into Hinduism. Maybe the British missionaries succeeded afterall.

Stranger: the connection here sucks

You: I know it's horrible to hear, but it just shows what kind of world we live in. The second comming is coming and people will be sorry.

Stranger: yes but this is a big insult to the living God

You: I know.

Stranger: they will be

Stranger: i feel sad though

You: That is why we must pray for them

You: that is why I pray for India every night.

Stranger: i wish my my hindu friends will know the truth about their false religion

Stranger: thats wonderful

You: Yes, perhaps it is just a matter of not knowing. I sense that is what it is for a lot of Indians, afterall, when Gandhi was created it not only was for tricking the west, but India as well. There own people!

You: It's a sickening thought, that they would do that even to their own people.

Stranger: hang on a secx

You: I would ask that you pray for them too.

Stranger: lol

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Nah, that's just evil.

No sense of humor Chas?

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02-08-2012, 11:21 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 10:07 AM)Chas Wrote:  Nah, that's just evil.

No sense of humor Chas?

Um, back at ya.Consider

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02-08-2012, 11:24 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  No sense of humor Chas?
He's old and grumpy, what did you expect? Laughat

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02-08-2012, 11:33 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:21 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 11:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  No sense of humor Chas?

Um, back at ya.Consider

don't blame me that like 70% of how things come across is through body language and thus is lost over the interwebz.
Thus, emoticons. Tongue

Quote:He's old and grumpy, what did you expect? Laughat

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02-08-2012, 11:36 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:33 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 11:21 AM)Chas Wrote:  Um, back at ya.Consider

don't blame me that like 70% of how things come across is through body language and thus is lost over the interwebz.
Thus, emoticons. Tongue

Quote:He's old and grumpy, what did you expect? Laughat

Consider
This statement has validity.


I ain't fuckin' old.No

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02-08-2012, 11:38 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 08:08 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  If you can't steer a Christian away from God, can you steer them in another direction?

So ladies and gentlemen, I may not be able to convince a Christian that God isn't real, but I can convince a Christian that something else isn't real...

I had a good laugh with this. I title the piece, "Fighting Stupidity with Stupidity"

Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: you

You: same

Stranger: okay Smile

Stranger: where r u from

You: us

You: u?

Stranger: malaysia

You: I see

You: so what do you think about atheists?

Stranger: what about you

Stranger: i think they are misguided

Stranger: what denomination are u in

You: yea I agree, I herd some of them even believe in Ghandi... lol. Protestant, you?

Stranger: im a protestant too

You: cool!

Stranger: but i was raised in a catholic family

Stranger: how old are you

Stranger: thats strange

You: 21, you?

You: whats strange?

Stranger: 22

You: cool

Stranger: the part where they believe in ghandi

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Gandhi* sorry, wrong spelling. And yeah I know, atheists huh...

You: my friends call me Muffs. You?

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: thats okay

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: thats sooo cute

Stranger: Mariana

You: cool.

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: no

You: I am a strong independent women.

You: you?

Stranger: i think muffs is cutew

You: lol, yea I suppose it is.

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: mariana is definitely not a guy's name

You: no I gathered that lol

Stranger: whats ur favourite story in the bible\

You: The great flood

You: u?

Stranger: elijah and the prophets of baal

You: cool

Stranger: and the story of shadrach meshach and abednego

You: ah yes, good story

Stranger: i never liked bowing to statues

Stranger: even when i was a catholic

You: yea fair enough

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: so do u have skype

You: do you believe in Gandhi?

Stranger: i believe he was a good man

You: wait hold up. I knew you seemed to good to be true. you know Gandhi wasn't real right?

Stranger: you do know tht gandhi was the one who fought for the freedom of india

Stranger: why dont u google him

You: Yea, but he wasn't real. He was a man made up by the liberals to trick people

Stranger: omg

You: The Hindus and the Liberals created the story of Gandhi to make it appear that Hinduism could produce good people and hide it's sin

Stranger: do u have proof

You: I know this to be true, it was taught in church. The Indians, who are sinners because they pray to fake gods, created Gandhi because the west, the US, wouldn't do politics with them because the west is Christian and believes in the true God and wanted nothing to do with the sinners. The british were not defeated by Gandhi, they were sick of trying to convert the sinners unsuccessfully and so were backing out

Stranger: u cant be serious

You: Gandhi was a hoax, a cover-up, an attempt to try to change the story of the British leaving India to its sin

Stranger: i know tht hinduism is satanic

You: I know its hard to believe but its true

Stranger: ive read some articles about it online

You: yes, it is very Satani

You: and the west knew this, that is why they left

You: and that is why India created Gandhi

Stranger: how sad, i thought gandhi was real

You: I know, I was shocked at first too. But it makes sense.

You: like a lightbulb moment

Stranger: im upset

Stranger: i cnt believe this

Stranger: did the pastor told u these things

You: Yes. He was told by his higher-ups in the church. The higher-ups know this for many years. The government has been going with the Gandhi story because they are upset that they failed to convert the sinners. But it is slowly leaking from the church. Just wait, 5years and this will public knowledge

Stranger: this is terrrible

You: I know

Stranger: do u know tht hindus believe tht jesus is a reincarnation of one of their gods?

You: I did not! Just shows the level of sin that they will snoop too. And this is more proof that they believe in the one true God and Jesus. Perhaps they are trying to slowly integrate Christianity into Hinduism. Maybe the British missionaries succeeded afterall.

Stranger: the connection here sucks

You: I know it's horrible to hear, but it just shows what kind of world we live in. The second comming is coming and people will be sorry.

Stranger: yes but this is a big insult to the living God

You: I know.

Stranger: they will be

Stranger: i feel sad though

You: That is why we must pray for them

You: that is why I pray for India every night.

Stranger: i wish my my hindu friends will know the truth about their false religion

Stranger: thats wonderful

You: Yes, perhaps it is just a matter of not knowing. I sense that is what it is for a lot of Indians, afterall, when Gandhi was created it not only was for tricking the west, but India as well. There own people!

You: It's a sickening thought, that they would do that even to their own people.

Stranger: hang on a secx

You: I would ask that you pray for them too.

Stranger: lol

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02-08-2012, 11:40 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:36 AM)Chas Wrote:  I ain't fuckin' old.No

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02-08-2012, 11:53 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:40 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 11:36 AM)Chas Wrote:  I ain't fuckin' old.No

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02-08-2012, 12:07 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
I think I just had a Déjà-vu. Consider

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