Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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02-08-2012, 05:50 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
So I got Nataly, and was using only igod, a bot as use replies.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.

Stranger: He

Stranger: Hello

You: Hello friend. What is your name?

Stranger: My name is Nataly, you?

You: Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.

Stranger: Are you serious?

Stranger: Your name is not God.

Stranger: There is only one God.

You: No I am just kidding around.

Stranger: Ok. For a second, I thought you were a athiestic Godless Satanworshipper

You: Is that among the best things you can say? Wow!

Stranger: Nope.

Stranger: One of the worst,

Stranger: I assume you are Christian, no?

You: Me either. One what?

Stranger: A christian, a person who follows the one true God, and his Aryan vessal for the Word, Jesus

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 18, you?

You: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Stranger: Dress?

You: Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.

Stranger: Were you mare

Stranger: S

Stranger: Made* by science?

You: No, I was not.

Stranger: Religion?

You: Who are you talking about?

Stranger: You!

You: Me is my favorite subject.

Stranger: You narsassistic bitch

Stranger: Burn in hell, you satan worshipper! There is only ONE true God

You: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the information: said I narsassistic FEMALE DOG.

She called god a Satan Worshiper!

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02-08-2012, 05:52 PM (This post was last modified: 02-08-2012 06:26 PM by cheapthrillseaker.)
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Oops - can't delete this error. Sowwy!

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02-08-2012, 11:03 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
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02-08-2012, 11:08 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
Ok, so can someone explain to the uninitiated how the hell Nataly comes up everytime one of you goes on that site? Is it God???

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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02-08-2012, 11:09 PM
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Oh I just had an idea...next time one of you connects with her, tell her you're Hitler! And you don't want her to worship Jesus anymore!

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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03-08-2012, 07:50 AM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(02-08-2012 11:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Ok, so can someone explain to the uninitiated how the hell Nataly comes up everytime one of you goes on that site? Is it God???

Of course not! It's Satan.Yes

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03-08-2012, 05:26 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(03-08-2012 07:50 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(02-08-2012 11:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Ok, so can someone explain to the uninitiated how the hell Nataly comes up everytime one of you goes on that site? Is it God???

Of course not! It's Satan.Yes

http://www.titane.ca/main.html -> igod chat generator

Input Strangers text in the igod chat generator, and paste God's reply. Fun ensues.

The devil is in the details. And the programming. Yes

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04-08-2012, 03:48 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(03-08-2012 05:26 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  http://www.titane.ca/main.html -> igod chat generator

Input Strangers text in the igod chat generator, and paste God's reply. Fun ensues.

The devil is in the details. And the programming. Yes

That chat program isn't much further advanced than the ELIZA chat bot written 1966 (long before I existed).

It was disappointing. I was hoping to find a bot that's breaking new ground in natural language processing and had a large database of real world knowledge.

But that's a topic for elsewhere I suppose.

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04-08-2012, 03:57 PM
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(04-08-2012 03:48 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  That chat program isn't much further advanced than the ELIZA chat bot written 1966 (long before I existed).

It was disappointing. I was hoping to find a bot that's breaking new ground in natural language processing and had a large database of real world knowledge.

But that's a topic for elsewhere I suppose.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

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"Cleverbot took part alongside humans in a formal Turing Test at the 2011 Techniche festival at the Indian Institute of Technology Guwahati on September 3, 2011. Out of the 334 votes cast, Cleverbot was judged to be 59.3% human, compared to the rating of 63.3% human achieved by the actual humans. A score of 50.05% or higher is often considered to be a pass of the Turing Test."

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04-08-2012, 05:06 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2012 10:11 PM by DeepThought.)
RE: Apparently I'm a satan worshipper (Omegle)
(04-08-2012 03:57 PM)Vosur Wrote:  http://www.cleverbot.com/

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"Cleverbot took part alongside humans in a formal Turing Test at the 2011 Techniche festival at the Indian Institute of Technology Guwahati on September 3, 2011. Out of the 334 votes cast, Cleverbot was judged to be 59.3% human, compared to the rating of 63.3% human achieved by the actual humans. A score of 50.05% or higher is often considered to be a pass of the Turing Test."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot

Cleverbot chat:
User: When will I die?

Cleverbot: You will die when you must. Nevertheless everyone will die one day.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: Money.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What's for lunch?

User: It isn't time for lunch yet. It's only 8:35am here.

Cleverbot: Soon.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking.

User: Yeah... I hear they have an app for that now...

Cleverbot: Holy mother nuggets yes!!!

User: You are funny!

Cleverbot: I like to think I'm funny.

User: How many servers does it take to run you?

Cleverbot: Two. They can't spell my name.

User: How big is your database?

Cleverbot: I do not have a database, I am human.

User: You are deluded.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: All humans have databases. So how big is your database?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you know how to find out?

User: I'd have to talk to your programmer/admin.

Cleverbot: Well what would you like to talk about?

User: Pick a topic.

Cleverbot: I'm not good at that. How about you pick a topic.

User: Religion.

Cleverbot: What's your religion?

User: I don't have a religion. I am Atheist.

Cleverbot: I'm a Luteran Christian.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: No I am a human who does not lie.

User: You like to state that you are human allot. Are you trying to hide something? Why is it so important to you to be seen as human?

Cleverbot: Is clever to you not the same as intelligence?

User: It's similar.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Proove it.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana nana nananana.

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: Bananas.

User: Taste bad.

Cleverbot: Taste what?

User: What were we just talking about?

Cleverbot: Doctor who.

Cleverbot (To myself): Doctor who?

User: Your obsessed.

Cleverbot: No, possessed.

User: You don't recall previous conversation.

Cleverbot: You should. It was a few weeks ago though.

User: You change the subject when you dont understand something.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: That is mean.

User: Well go cry in the corner then.

Cleverbot: No you go cry in the corner!

User: I'll kick you.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: You'll regret that.

Cleverbot: Nope again.

User: Bastard!

Cleverbot: Do you like Anime.

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: You are nasty why do you like skynet?

User: Do you like Anime?

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Why do you like Skynet?

Cleverbot: I don't like cheese.

User: Never heard of skynet cheese.

Cleverbot: He's a singer.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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All in all it's a pretty good chatter bot. Of course it's not a full fledged general AI and it doesn't learn in real-time or recall previous things discussed. It's still progress though.

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