Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
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18-10-2016, 11:47 PM (This post was last modified: 18-10-2016 11:59 PM by dustyrose.)
Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
(Sorry if this is in the wrong category, I wasn't sure where to put it)

So last Sunday my dad said he doesn't understand why some Christians are so upset about the election, when it's just what the bible said was going to happen in the end times. Then he went on to explain that we are heading towards a one world government and banning of Christianity. When I told him that seemed a bit extreme, his response was that Christian organizations are already called hate groups for being anti-lgbt, which is (according to him) just the start.

I probably shouldn't be too surprised considering he used to think Obama was literally the antichrist.
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19-10-2016, 12:56 AM
RE: Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
Isn't everything sign of end times?

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19-10-2016, 01:04 AM
RE: Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
(19-10-2016 12:56 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Isn't everything sign of end times?

People talking about end times is a sign of end times! Smokin

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19-10-2016, 01:17 AM
RE: Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
People are saying Donald trump is one of the trumpets sounding because his name is trump. They are trying so hard.
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19-10-2016, 02:19 AM
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(19-10-2016 01:17 AM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  People are saying Donald trump is one of the trumpets sounding because his name is trump. They are trying so hard.

Which is nonsense considering his family name is Drumpf...

Quote:Amidst the national uproar that Donald Trump is creating over where US President Barack Obama was born (Trump said he believes Obama was really born in Kenya, which would make him ineligible to occupy the White House), there are some interesting elements from Trump’s own ancestry. For one thing, "Trump" is not his real name.

The Donald’s grandfather was a German immigrant named Friedrich Trump (1869 - 1918) who emigrated to the US in 1885 and became a naturalised citizen in 1892.

At some point, he started calling himself "Frederick Trump", but it is unclear if he ever changed his name officially. Some have speculated that he didn’t want to be known as "Drumpf" because of prevailing prejudice against Germans—which would heighten, of course, during World War I.

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19-10-2016, 03:23 AM
RE: Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
This must be the umpteenth "End Times" I've lived through. But they don't make 'em like they used to.

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19-10-2016, 03:35 AM
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The end times used to be something special. Now they're a dime a baker's dozen.

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19-10-2016, 03:40 AM
RE: Apparently this election is a sign of the end times
In 2012 Chuck the Fuck Norris said we'd have "a thousand years of darkness" if Obama was re-elected. Still getting a tan.
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19-10-2016, 07:22 AM
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Yes, after the election Jesus is going to vacuum up believers into his Hoover and empty the vacuum bag into a dustbin called Heaven. I found a meme, so you know it's true Wink

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19-10-2016, 07:27 AM
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He contracted Mega Maid
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