Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
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06-04-2014, 08:35 PM
Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
(Genesis 3:16) To the woman He said, "I will greatly multiply Your pain in childbirth, In pain you will bring forth children; Yet your desire will be for your husband, And he will rule over you."

A theist (YEC pentecostal) friend of mine is 8 months prego, I was thinking this when she mentioned the pain relief options she was considering, would have been poor taste to bring it up there so here it is.

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06-04-2014, 08:41 PM
RE: Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
(06-04-2014 08:35 PM)sporehux Wrote:  (Genesis 3:16) To the woman He said, "I will greatly multiply Your pain in childbirth, In pain you will bring forth children; Yet your desire will be for your husband, And he will rule over you."

A theist (YEC pentecostal) friend of mine is 8 months prego, I was thinking this when she mentioned the pain relief options she was considering, would have been poor taste to bring it up there so here it is.

Yeah well there is lots of stuff in that book no one listens to. I just wish they felt that way about the rest of it.

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06-04-2014, 08:41 PM
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Also when they implement laws to stop people being "immoral" it kinda works contrary to god's reasons for free will.
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06-04-2014, 08:51 PM
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At a guess Id say 80% of Christians would deny that was in the bible, like the hundreds of other nonsensical crap I'm having to prove by pointing at their own bible before they believe it.

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06-04-2014, 08:57 PM
RE: Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
I have 3 kids. I've had 1 epidural (with my first)
I think epidurals suck. Just bc I hate them.
But I was religious when I had that epidural and the religious aspect never crossed my mind. I just hated it bc it made me super itchy and didn't alleviate any pain. :/

Why are we talking about epidurals again?
This was the topic right?
Just ignore me sorry bye

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06-04-2014, 09:15 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2014 09:18 PM by sporehux.)
RE: Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
(06-04-2014 08:57 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Why are we talking about epidurals again?
This was the topic right?
Just ignore me sorry bye

Off to the drunk thread again for you L&I Smile

My Wife had zero pain in child birth and went home 6 hours after, the baby came before the epidural nurse had time to arrive, never though about it at the time, but theres proof the bible is bullshit.

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06-04-2014, 09:16 PM
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(06-04-2014 08:35 PM)sporehux Wrote:  (Genesis 3:16) To the woman He said, "I will greatly multiply Your pain in childbirth, In pain you will bring forth children; Yet your desire will be for your husband, And he will rule over you."

A theist (YEC pentecostal) friend of mine is 8 months prego, I was thinking this when she mentioned the pain relief options she was considering, would have been poor taste to bring it up there so here it is.


Fuck the Bible and god. I had an epidural and it made a huge difference in the pain. I had back labor which sucks. It doesn't come in contractions but is one constant heavy pain, like a Mack truck is sitting on your back and is never lifted off. I felt like my back was broken until the epidural.

She might start screaming for an epidural once labor starts although there are some women who do ok in labor. I wasn't one of them.

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06-04-2014, 09:20 PM
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(06-04-2014 08:35 PM)sporehux Wrote:  (Genesis 3:16) To the woman He said, "I will greatly multiply Your pain in childbirth, In pain you will bring forth children; Yet your desire will be for your husband, And he will rule over you."

A theist (YEC pentecostal) friend of mine is 8 months prego, I was thinking this when she mentioned the pain relief options she was considering, would have been poor taste to bring it up there so here it is.

I missed the YEC part. This shit pisses me off. How they can say science is wrong until it is convenient. They never have the balls to actually stand up for their beliefs, they claim science is of the devil but yet they live in modern housing with electricity cable tv and the internet.

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06-04-2014, 09:20 PM
RE: Are Epidurals an affront to Gods plan ?
It is in the old testament, so no worries. Also friends can eat shrimp now, too.

Scientologists though- they are not off the hook. Au natural.
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06-04-2014, 09:30 PM
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(06-04-2014 09:20 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  It is in the old testament, so no worries. Also friends can eat shrimp now, too.

Scientologists though- they are not off the hook. Au natural.

Well that's got to be easier then an Epidural, just announce that the Old testaments is not valid and "presto" easy childbirth.

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