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19-03-2016, 02:45 PM
Are You Ordained?
In what "church"? If so, have you read your holy book?

Like, I'm ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I haven't read all of the book. I know I'm supposed to say "Arrrgghh!" a lot, and I *might* be able to perform marriages, but that's about it.
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19-03-2016, 03:46 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
Ordained in some internet church. Lost the papers. No clue how to find them now.
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19-03-2016, 04:30 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

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19-03-2016, 05:08 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
I am a minister. I am also a pagan priest and got ordained at a bunch of places on the internet.

Yes I have studied the book and read the early xians in the Loeb Classical Library.

The one who cut his own testicles off with a blunt knife was funny. Big Grin

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19-03-2016, 05:23 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
Church of the Subgenius™

I've read Book of the Subgenius, and I own copies of Revelation X and The Bobliographon. I'm not sure which, if any, are still in print.

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19-03-2016, 05:49 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
(19-03-2016 04:30 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

I am now. Thumbsup

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19-03-2016, 05:50 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
(19-03-2016 04:30 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

Me too. Thumbsup

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19-03-2016, 08:25 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
While yes, I am a Dudeist priest, I was ordained otherwise.

Yeah, I've read many holy books. Good cast of characters, but the plots are a bit weak in places.
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19-03-2016, 08:59 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
In My case, ordination would be rather superfluous.
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20-03-2016, 08:11 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
Yes, for about a year. I wanted it so I could perform atheist marriage ceremonies.

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