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20-03-2016, 08:24 PM
RE: Are You Ordained?
(19-03-2016 05:49 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 04:30 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

I am now. Thumbsup

Me too! Thumbsup

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20-03-2016, 08:24 PM
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(19-03-2016 02:45 PM)jabeady Wrote:  In what "church"? If so, have you read your holy book?

Like, I'm ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I haven't read all of the book. I know I'm supposed to say "Arrrgghh!" a lot, and I *might* be able to perform marriages, but that's about it.

Southern baptist.

Southern baptist are big on god speaking through children. I was ordained at a young age (14yo) and participated in teachings, sunday school lessons, and even gave witness at revivals. Nothing rallies those infected with faith like a child talking to them from the pulpit about their relationship with christ. Disgusts me now looking back at it. I even told outright lies about feeling jesus in my soul, and hearing god whisper to me...they ate it up like candy. it was an empowering experience, the more they were enthralled, the wilder my experiences became....I see now how it is easy to suckle at the tit of mankinds utter gullibility to basic persuasion techniques for personal financial gain. Every time I see Joel Osteen's creepy fucking smile I shudder, and wonder how they can look at his face, listen to his words and not have an instant gag reflex...and realize he is milking them for every penny he can...


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20-03-2016, 08:27 PM
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"Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus cums first." (Joel Osteen)

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20-03-2016, 08:35 PM
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Ordained Dudeist here too

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21-03-2016, 08:08 AM
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I actually went to school for my ordination, you internet pikers. Dodgy
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21-03-2016, 09:57 AM
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(21-03-2016 08:08 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I actually went to school for my ordination, you internet pikers. Dodgy
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21-03-2016, 10:41 AM
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Being "ordained" or having a degree in theology is like being an expert in Harry Potter or Star Wars. What exactly are you an expert in?

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21-03-2016, 10:45 AM
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(21-03-2016 10:41 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  Being "ordained" or having a degree in theology is like being an expert in Harry Potter or Star Wars. What exactly are you an expert in?

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21-03-2016, 05:19 PM
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(21-03-2016 10:41 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  Being "ordained" or having a degree in theology is like being an expert in Harry Potter or Star Wars. What exactly are you an expert in?

Expert in Mythology Big Grin

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21-03-2016, 06:21 PM
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I remember buying a PhD in something religious when I first joined TTA.
I can remember what tho. So I'm ordained in something. Maybe i can pray about what it was in ? Facepalm

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