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26-07-2016, 11:12 AM
RE: Are You Ordained?
I was actually ordained as a Zen priest for two years. Didn't really have a whole lot of problem with it but the whole teacher's absolute authority was too much for me. A lot of abuses happen when you give someone so much power over you. Anyway it was full of BS and witty linguistic game with the Zennies anyway. I got bored.
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27-07-2016, 02:55 AM
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I am an ordained Dudist Priest. We have no holy books.


My Youtube channel if anyone is interested.
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27-07-2016, 03:53 PM
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(19-03-2016 05:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 04:30 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

Me too. Thumbsup

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28-07-2016, 05:30 PM
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I am ordained in the church of the ladder day dude. I read stuff and all. but whatever man.

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28-07-2016, 08:44 PM
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(19-03-2016 05:49 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 04:30 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'm an ordained Dudeist. I can preform marriages here in the state of Oregon. Thumbsup

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

I am now. Thumbsup

Me too. How do I find out if I can officiate weddings in MD?

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27-08-2016, 09:04 PM
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Going to get ordained under the satanic chapel. Already registered with the universal life church.

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11-09-2016, 06:32 PM
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Universal Life Church.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" -Epicurus (341-270B.C.E.)
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11-09-2016, 07:44 PM
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No. Unsure
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28-02-2017, 10:57 AM
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Yes, as a "Freethinker" from ULCM:
https://www.themonastery.org/
And this ordination is just as "real" and just as valid as any from the theist institutes that do ordinations. I mostly got it so when someone argues that X knows more than I do about religion because: "He's an ordained minister!" I can say "Well, so am I!" Yes

I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
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28-02-2017, 11:01 AM
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I am a Dudeist Priest in the Church of the Dude. I have a certificate somewhere...

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