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20-09-2017, 01:30 PM
RE: Are you an asshole?
I do try to have some kind of justification though...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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20-09-2017, 03:29 PM
RE: Are you an asshole?
No, people usually say I'm too nice and polite!
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20-09-2017, 03:46 PM
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(20-09-2017 03:29 PM)AnaBunny Wrote:  No, people usually say I'm too nice and polite!

You are one of the sweetest people on this forum. It doesn't seem forced or faked, just what you are...a nice person...all the time.

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20-09-2017, 03:55 PM
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20-09-2017, 05:33 PM
RE: Are you an asshole?
So, I sort of skirted the original question because, well, I'm an asshole. So, I'm going to answer it now.

I'm not just an asshole, but I'm a professional asshole. People pay me to be an asshole on their behalf (That's not the actual job description but it may as well be ... and I'm not joking). And, here's the kicker .... I'm really fucking good at it. In fact, my employer is so impressed of how much of an asshole I can be that they actually promoted me and gave me a team of people who I send off into the wild to be assholes. They report back to me about how much of an asshole they have been and I tell them if they have been enough of an asshole. And if they haven't, I send them back to be even bigger assholes! And, in some instances, I show up to show the other side what a real angry asshole is like.

I'm not just an asshole. I'm THE asshole. And, fuck the lot of you if you don't like it.

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20-09-2017, 05:42 PM
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(20-09-2017 05:33 PM)BnW Wrote:  I'm not just an asshole, but I'm a professional asshole. People pay me to be an asshole on their behalf (That's not the actual job description but it may as well be ... and I'm not joking). And, here's the kicker .... I'm really fucking good at it.

You must be a lawyer then.
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20-09-2017, 06:15 PM
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(20-09-2017 05:42 PM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  You must be a lawyer then.
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20-09-2017, 09:45 PM
RE: Are you an asshole?
I have my moments. Generally I'm not an asshole until and unless someone says or does something particularly odious, and then I move to Defcon 2 of assholery in less than 5 seconds. It's so utterly out of my RL character that it shocks the hell out of everyone in the room when it happens -- which, thankfully, isn't that often.

I'm sorry, but your beliefs are much too silly to take seriously. Got anything else we can discuss?
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20-09-2017, 09:52 PM
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(20-09-2017 12:55 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(20-09-2017 12:45 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  [Image: fabe7342e90a30b70421e2e0e9812854.jpg]

His mouth has got to be the most undefinedly sexually suggestive thing I've seen in a while and I' m not even sure what exactly my brain thinks it looks like.

I might've been in Brazil a smidge too long Blush

I didn't see that at all. Now I can't un-see it! Hilarious! It's almost like a miniaturized rear view of my dog before we got him fixed. Poor baby. He had some truly impressive balls.

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21-09-2017, 03:47 AM
RE: Are you an asshole?
In Australia, an "asshole" is a place where we usually bury dead donkeys.

I have, however, been called an arsehole on numerous occasions—most commonly whilst driving in city traffic.

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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