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07-11-2012, 11:45 PM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(07-11-2012 11:39 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 10:19 AM)Phaedrus Wrote:  Monday: Genocide 101

Tuesday: Slaves; your rights and responsibilities as a slaveowner

Wednesday: The ins and outs of Rape

Thursday: Burnt Offerings and Human Sacrifice

Friday: Blind Obedience or Death

Saturday: The Earth is destroyed.

Sunday: God takes the day off to sit on the couch and masturbate to all the havoc he's wrought throughout the week.
Life on other planets will be confused as shit when we tell them the only real day lasts 24 earth hours and a week is 7 earth rotations. They'll be going, "Son of a bitch, now we have to completely revamp our work schedules now! I'm gonna be working for dayyyyys on end now!"

Probably really confused when we tell them the universe was created in 7 earth days because our book says so, so they are clearly wrong. Hobo
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08-11-2012, 04:56 PM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(07-11-2012 04:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 10:43 AM)kim Wrote:  If a book is really good - and by this I mean well written, informative, relevant, and is in some way moving - no one should need instruction in how it is read.

Urm Consider

Chaucer?

Shakespeare?
Well played, sirrah! Well played indeed.

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09-11-2012, 10:18 AM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(07-11-2012 11:21 PM)morondog Wrote:  A good salesman *picks his target*. No one wastes time trying to sell shit to people who're unlikely to buy.
I'm not selling anything. God offers salvation as a free gift.

Come, everyone who thirsts,
come to the waters;
and he who has no money,
come, buy and eat!
Come, buy wine and milk
without money and without price.
(Isaiah 55:1 ESV)

His offer is extended to everyone, including atheists.

Here is what is scheduled for next week:

It often happens gradually--the slow drift away from God's plan for our lives. Special guest, author and speaker Jeffrey Dean, looks at the spiritual state of our country, our youth, our homes and our churches and shares thoughts on how to reclaim our lives for God.

Monday, November 12 Reclaiming Our Country for God

Tuesday, November 13 Reclaiming Our Youth for God

Wednesday, November 14 Reclaiming Our Homes for God

Thursday, November 15
Reclaiming Our Church for God

Friday, November 16 Reclaiming Our Lives for God

If you aren't interested in reclaiming the country for God you can look at this as an opportunity to find out what your enemy's strategy is. Big Grin

God's invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made.
Romans 1:20 ESV

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09-11-2012, 10:23 AM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(09-11-2012 10:18 AM)theophilus Wrote:  God offers salvation as a free gift.

His offer is extended to everyone...
Salvation's not nearly enough. Got any other gifts to offer?




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09-11-2012, 10:29 AM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
Monday, November 12 Reclaiming Our Country for God (Not a Christian country in the first place)



Tuesday, November 13 Reclaiming Our Youth for God (Brainwashing the children)



Wednesday, November 14 Reclaiming Our Homes for God (Seems silly. Pretty sure this one will be about not letting 'bad' influences into your house. If you gain enjoyment from these things, don't let anyone tell you that you can't have or use them, it's none of their business.)



Thursday, November 15 Reclaiming Our Church for God (Your church is already 'for' your god)



Friday, November 16 Reclaiming Our Lives for God (Don't really have a problem with this one, it's up to you)

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09-11-2012, 10:30 AM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(09-11-2012 10:18 AM)theophilus Wrote:  Monday, November 12 Reclaiming Our Country for (speakers of) God

Tuesday, November 13 Reclaiming Our Youth for (speakers of) God

Wednesday, November 14 Reclaiming Our Homes for (speakers of) God

Thursday, November 15 Reclaiming Our Church for (speakers of) God

Friday, November 16 Reclaiming Our Lives for (speakers of) God
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09-11-2012, 10:30 AM
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Why would anyone want to read some old age mythical BS? I mean there's rape, genocide, you'd have to be uber depressed to enjoy this book, or just a sick fuck.

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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09-11-2012, 11:47 AM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
(09-11-2012 10:18 AM)theophilus Wrote:  
(07-11-2012 11:21 PM)morondog Wrote:  A good salesman *picks his target*. No one wastes time trying to sell shit to people who're unlikely to buy.
I'm not selling anything. God offers salvation as a free gift.

Come, everyone who thirsts,
come to the waters;
and he who has no money,
come, buy and eat!
Come, buy wine and milk
without money and without price.
(Isaiah 55:1 ESV)

His offer is extended to everyone, including atheists.

Here is what is scheduled for next week:

It often happens gradually--the slow drift away from God's plan for our lives. Special guest, author and speaker Jeffrey Dean, looks at the spiritual state of our country, our youth, our homes and our churches and shares thoughts on how to reclaim our lives for God.

Monday, November 12 Reclaiming Our Country for God

Tuesday, November 13 Reclaiming Our Youth for God

Wednesday, November 14 Reclaiming Our Homes for God

Thursday, November 15
Reclaiming Our Church for God

Friday, November 16 Reclaiming Our Lives for God

If you aren't interested in reclaiming the country for God you can look at this as an opportunity to find out what your enemy's strategy is. Big Grin
You are selling horse manure my friend. No price ? No price but to spend my *entire life* devoted to this useless enterprise. Not sold.
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15-11-2012, 12:32 PM
RE: Are you sure you know what the Bible says?
What do you need to know now so you can face the Judgment Seat of Christ in the future? Join our 3-week study as we look at salvation, rewards and the upcoming evaluation of our lives and service.

Week 1 of 3

Monday, November 19 Salvation Cannot Be Earned; Rewards Can

Tuesday, November 20 Rewards Can Be Earned; Salvation Cannot

Wednesday, November 21 Who Are Judged at the Judgment Seat?

Thursday, November 22Who Is Capable of Judging Us?

Friday, November 23 Facing the Great Job Review

God's invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made.
Romans 1:20 ESV

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15-11-2012, 12:38 PM
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Raise your hand if you find yourself convinced yet.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of Calvinism is that good Atheists do nothing." ~Eric Oh My
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