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31-07-2015, 01:25 AM
Ark
As a retired person i have a lot of spare time,i have watched Noah,(makes me a Bible Expert)How to train your Dragon and Honey,I shrank the kids,by combining these three movies i have come up with a Idea on how to recreate the Ark,i would like to start by raising about $200,000,000,this will cover all costs plus inflation as i need to live to 666+ years old if i am going to be authentic,sizing the Ark will be done by using original Blue-prints,a cubit has something to do with arm span,i have seen photos of a Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham),they have a span of over 3 Meters,that will make it larger,the Dragons will fly out and collect all the animals with in a 35 Kilometer radius, that i believe is the known world,on the gangway my only son will use the Shrink-ray from Movie,i realize that a lot of people who donate will not see the final outcome but i ask you to have FAITH,My financial Adviser(Ms Tammy Fay)has repeatedly asked that we receive cash only as it is easier to count,if interested send money to account in Caymans or i can personally collect from your house,any one who wants to help me is welcome,please send photo of your Financial statement and one of you(under 40s only) in one-piece Bikini,Thanks TrevorLaughat

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31-07-2015, 01:31 AM (This post was last modified: 31-07-2015 01:55 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Ark
"This is a wonderful idea. I will give you all my money."
--- Mrs Ham, Kentucky.

"I can't wait to see this dream fulfilled. Please take my life savings."
--- Frank McGullible, Perth.

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31-07-2015, 01:33 AM
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(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  ... and one of you(under 40s only) in one-piece Bikini,Thanks TrevorLaughat

Not happening dude.

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31-07-2015, 01:48 AM
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(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  As a retired person i have a lot of spare time,i have watched Noah,(makes me a Bible Expert)How to train your Dragon and Honey,I shrank the kids,by combining these three movies i have come up with a Idea on how to recreate the Ark,i would like to start by raising about $200,000,000,this will cover all costs plus inflation as i need to live to 666+ years old if i am going to be authentic,sizing the Ark will be done by using original Blue-prints,a cubit has something to do with arm span,i have seen photos of a Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham),they have a span of over 3 Meters,that will make it larger,the Dragons will fly out and collect all the animals with in a 35 Kilometer radius, that i believe is the known world,on the gangway my only son will use the Shrink-ray from Movie,i realize that a lot of people who donate will not see the final outcome but i ask you to have FAITH,My financial Adviser(Ms Tammy Fay)has repeatedly asked that we receive cash only as it is easier to count,if interested send money to account in Caymans or i can personally collect from your house,any one who wants to help me is welcome,please send photo of your Financial statement and one of you(under 40s only) in one-piece Bikini,Thanks TrevorLaughat

Ok, I'll get right on that, right quick..............
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31-07-2015, 04:56 AM
RE: Ark
(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  As a retired person i have a lot of spare time,i have watched Noah,(makes me a Bible Expert)How to train your Dragon and Honey,I shrank the kids,by combining these three movies i have come up with a Idea on how to recreate the Ark,i would like to start by raising about $200,000,000,this will cover all costs plus inflation as i need to live to 666+ years old if i am going to be authentic,sizing the Ark will be done by using original Blue-prints,a cubit has something to do with arm span,i have seen photos of a Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham),they have a span of over 3 Meters,that will make it larger,the Dragons will fly out and collect all the animals with in a 35 Kilometer radius, that i believe is the known world,on the gangway my only son will use the Shrink-ray from Movie,i realize that a lot of people who donate will not see the final outcome but i ask you to have FAITH,My financial Adviser(Ms Tammy Fay)has repeatedly asked that we receive cash only as it is easier to count,if interested send money to account in Caymans or i can personally collect from your house,any one who wants to help me is welcome,please send photo of your Financial statement and one of you(under 40s only) in one-piece Bikini,Thanks TrevorLaughat

Only Angie has photos of me in a one-piece.
My mom only lets me pose in two-piecers.
Too bad, cuz I have a million I could send. Dodgy

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31-07-2015, 08:54 AM
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(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  ...i need to live to 666+ years old if i am going to be authentic...
Noah was the antichrist! Illuminati confirmed!!!

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31-07-2015, 12:31 PM
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(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham)

Funny you mention 'Ken Ham' and 'Shave' in this post as I don't think Kens beard is mentioned nearly enough in general... I actually have no idea what he looks like, as everytime I see footage of him, I cannot avert my eyes from that scruffy primeval facial hair he has bursting from that cinder block shaped head of his... *shudders* Weeping

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31-07-2015, 12:45 PM
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(31-07-2015 12:31 PM)LostLegend Wrote:  
(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham)

Funny you mention 'Ken Ham' and 'Shave' in this post as I don't think Kens beard is mentioned nearly enough in general... I actually have no idea what he looks like, as everytime I see footage of him, I cannot avert my eyes from that scruffy primeval facial hair he has bursting from that cinder block shaped head of his... *shudders* Weeping

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31-07-2015, 12:56 PM
RE: Ark
(31-07-2015 01:25 AM)Trevor Symes Wrote:  As a retired person i have a lot of spare time,i have watched Noah,(makes me a Bible Expert)How to train your Dragon and Honey,I shrank the kids,by combining these three movies i have come up with a Idea on how to recreate the Ark,i would like to start by raising about $200,000,000,this will cover all costs plus inflation as i need to live to 666+ years old if i am going to be authentic,sizing the Ark will be done by using original Blue-prints,a cubit has something to do with arm span,i have seen photos of a Long Toed Sloth,(if we shave him properly he can pass for Ken Ham),they have a span of over 3 Meters,that will make it larger,the Dragons will fly out and collect all the animals with in a 35 Kilometer radius, that i believe is the known world,on the gangway my only son will use the Shrink-ray from Movie,i realize that a lot of people who donate will not see the final outcome but i ask you to have FAITH,My financial Adviser(Ms Tammy Fay)has repeatedly asked that we receive cash only as it is easier to count,if interested send money to account in Caymans or i can personally collect from your house,any one who wants to help me is welcome,please send photo of your Financial statement and one of you(under 40s only) in one-piece Bikini,Thanks TrevorLaughat

I believe this could work, though you could just hire some mercenaries to take Ken Ham's ark, if he ever finishes it, and pocket most of the 200 million. Thumbsup

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