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05-08-2015, 05:41 AM
Article of faith.
I've failed you, fellow atheists. I'm not convinced that an article of faith is not a necessary component to the human condition.

For instance, evolution, creation, and gravity. Of which "gravity is only a theory." Funny thing is, I'd like to hear your comprehensive quantized gravitational musings, if you don't mind.

Time is an article of faith. This time, to read this, to think this. To become what is, after.

The TL/DR version is of course Gwyneth Paltrow. Girl somehow became my faith, and it makes me smile.

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05-08-2015, 05:54 AM
RE: Article of faith.
Bucky's comprehensive quantized gravitational musing/article of faith :
If Gwyneth floats your boat, go with it, or you will *fall* flat at the rate of 1 Paltrow / sec^2

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05-08-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: Article of faith.
Not so much that Gwyneth floats my boat as my boat needing a float. :/

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05-08-2015, 06:29 AM
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(05-08-2015 05:59 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Not so much that Gwyneth floats my boat as my boat needing a float. :/

Just don't sink, and we're all good.
Jebus ain't gonna go lookin' for another prophet. Tongue

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05-08-2015, 06:49 AM
RE: Article of faith.
Who needs G-force when you have a girl in (or out) of a G-string.

And who needs to be brought down to Earth when there are heavenly bodies who keep you in orbit?

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05-08-2015, 04:02 PM
RE: Article of faith.
I am still baffled by how those words can be placed in that order.

But it makes as much sense as a lot of other dribble that theists come here to post so well done! A+ satire!
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05-08-2015, 05:30 PM
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Article of faith: "a"

'Cause it's indefinite. Smile
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05-08-2015, 06:11 PM
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(05-08-2015 05:59 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Not so much that Gwyneth floats my boat as my boat needing a float. :/

Everyone's boat needs a float.

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05-08-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: Article of faith.
(05-08-2015 05:59 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Not so much that Gwyneth floats my boat as my boat needing a float. :/

Everybody needs a boat.
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05-08-2015, 06:23 PM
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(05-08-2015 06:11 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(05-08-2015 05:59 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Not so much that Gwyneth floats my boat as my boat needing a float. :/

Everyone's boat needs a float.

No, some of them definitely deserve to have their boats sunk.

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