As the bowels move... so are the days of our poop.
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28-05-2014, 02:07 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
KC, you eatin them 'cum donuts' ? ya know, the jelly filled kind? Those fuckers would give anybody explosive diarrhea. Gasp

(or in your case, explosive logs. )

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28-05-2014, 02:09 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 01:59 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 01:56 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  I think it's because they're usually eaten in the morning.
After sleeping all night, eating a donut kicks digestion into gear.
Add a cup of coffee to that and you're off to the races.

That's possible.

But it seems to happen anytime I eat them regardless of the time of the day.

Have you noticed other foods that have the same effect?
Maybe you've developed an intolerance to one or more ingredients.

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28-05-2014, 02:11 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:07 PM)War Horse Wrote:  KC, you eatin them 'cum donuts' ? ya know, the jelly filled kind? Those fuckers would give anybody explosive diarrhea. Gasp

(or in your case, explosive logs. )

Nope. Just regular old Krispy Kreme.

(28-05-2014 02:09 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 01:59 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  That's possible.

But it seems to happen anytime I eat them regardless of the time of the day.

Have you noticed other foods that have the same effect?
Maybe you've developed an intolerance to one or more ingredients.

Anything highly sugary, really.

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28-05-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:04 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 02:00 PM)Dom Wrote:  Well, goshdarn, you got up, ate something and then pooped.

That's why I always let my dogs out after their breakfast....Tongue

But this was at work.

Thank you for comparing to your dogs, by the way. I feel honored Tongue

So you should. I love my dogs. Big Grin

Anyways, their digestive system isn't much different from yours.

And how many times has this happened?

You know what I think? I think that you are too obsessed looking for everything to make patterns. Some stuff is just random. And that doesn't just apply to the doughnut thingie but other things too - like your theism. It's natural for us to look for patterns, it's the basis of intelligence. And it's often hard to wrap our mind around randomness. It goes against our grain. But - many things are random anyway.

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28-05-2014, 02:23 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
Correlation=causation..... sugar, hmmm Consider ya think ? Dodgy

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28-05-2014, 02:29 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:23 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Correlation=causation..... sugar, hmmm Consider ya think ? Dodgy

lol Don't fallacy me.

It doesn't happen when I drink sugary stuff... just eat sugary breakfast food.

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28-05-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:29 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 02:23 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Correlation=causation..... sugar, hmmm Consider ya think ? Dodgy

lol Don't fallacy me.

It doesn't happen when I drink sugary stuff... just eat sugary breakfast food.

Hey, we're talkin poop here.... there can be no such thing as a fallacy. Tongue

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28-05-2014, 02:42 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:37 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 02:29 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  lol Don't fallacy me.

It doesn't happen when I drink sugary stuff... just eat sugary breakfast food.

Hey, we're talkin poop here.... there can be no such thing as a fallacy. Tongue

Not true.

Ever heard of the Ghost Poop?

You poop, but when you look in the toilet it's gone. Vanished.

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28-05-2014, 02:44 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:42 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 02:37 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Hey, we're talkin poop here.... there can be no such thing as a fallacy. Tongue

Not true.

Ever heard of the Ghost Poop?

You poop, but when you look in the toilet it's gone. Vanished.

Woo Poo ? FFS Laugh out load

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28-05-2014, 02:48 PM
RE: Why do donuts inducing pooping?
(28-05-2014 02:44 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(28-05-2014 02:42 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Not true.

Ever heard of the Ghost Poop?

You poop, but when you look in the toilet it's gone. Vanished.

Woo Poo ? FFS Laugh out load

I would think that would be sitting on the toilet trying to poop but nothing happens.

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