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29-09-2015, 12:44 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
How much muff would an Earmuff muff, if an Earmuff did muff, muff?
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29-09-2015, 01:11 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(29-09-2015 12:44 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  How much muff would an Earmuff muff, if an Earmuff did muff, muff?
I don't think Muff is on a first name basis with muff.......


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29-09-2015, 05:33 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Alright here we go. *deepbreath*

Quote:My husband keeps calling me a 'clarty besom'. I think it's a Scottish phrase to describe a fair and dainty lass. How can I repay the complement?

You're smearing soggy noodles and dog food on your cock pocket, I think you've done enough already.

Quote:Can a fat person go skinny dipping?

Yes.

Quote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

pie.

Quote:is it 100% true that nothing can be 100% true.

No.

Quote:What are you hiding under your earmuffs. I'm suspicious. Dodgy

I'll never tell.

Quote:No Sorry. Try again. If what you said is true, then the color blue would not appear on the surface. Hint, look up dispersion.

If I said it than it's true, even if its not.
I'm inciting the classic rights of "ehhh close enough".

Quote:If I was travelling from Munich to Nuremberg by train, how big would a black hole at Cern have to be to make me half an hour late for tea due to time dilation?

6.

Quote:Muffs? Explain yourself. Angry

It's impossible to explain "Muffs".

Quote:More importantly, how could you tell?

Because skin looks different to normal cloths.

Quote:Why does nobody love me?

Because you just rolled around in the dirt and nobody loves a dirty pussy.

Quote:If I removed a fly's wings, is it now a walk?

No, it's a fly without wings and you're a horrible person.

Quote:If man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Humans didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor. It's just that humans and gorillaz and monkeys and orangutans etc.. all took different evolutionary paths.

Quote:Hmmmm, not a bad try. But inaccurate. However I give you 7 out of 10. Smile

Not bad considering it took me 7 minutes to reply to your question and I'd never herd of either of them. ><

Quote:Can you imagine me if I did? Laugh out load

no

Quote:This is really tough and embarrassing for me to ask, but I desperately need an answer, or some constructive advice... How do I... git good?

Practice.

Quote:What's another word for 'thesaurus'?

同义词库

Quote:Why is there only one Competition Commission?

Because if they had two they'd need a third to make sure that competition between the first two is fair which would create a never ending cycle.

Quote:How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

It's the dwarfs. They go around waving their little stubby fingers and use their dwarf magic to pragnent all the womens.

Quote:Who had the better connection with the audience, Philily or Jo jones:

Philily, he had three bars where as Jo Jones only had 1 bars, though if he waved his hand around he could get two bars in certain areas.

Quote:Why did you not think this through when you made this thread?

I was blinded by the new shiny sub-forum.

Quote:Fucking Earmuffs. An oxymoron?

yes.

Quote:How much muff would an Earmuff muff, if an Earmuff did muff, muff?

An earmuff would muff muff if an earmuff did muff muff.

Duh.

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01-10-2015, 08:21 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
This question comes by proxy from Boy George:

Do you really want to hurt me?

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01-10-2015, 09:15 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Why am I in such a bad mood today?
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01-10-2015, 09:22 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(29-09-2015 05:33 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Alright here we go. *deepbreath*

Quote:My husband keeps calling me a 'clarty besom'. I think it's a Scottish phrase to describe a fair and dainty lass. How can I repay the complement?

You're smearing soggy noodles and dog food on your cock pocket, I think you've done enough already.

Quote:Can a fat person go skinny dipping?

Yes.

Quote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

pie.

Quote:is it 100% true that nothing can be 100% true.

No.

Quote:What are you hiding under your earmuffs. I'm suspicious. Dodgy

I'll never tell.

Quote:No Sorry. Try again. If what you said is true, then the color blue would not appear on the surface. Hint, look up dispersion.

If I said it than it's true, even if its not.
I'm inciting the classic rights of "ehhh close enough".

Quote:If I was travelling from Munich to Nuremberg by train, how big would a black hole at Cern have to be to make me half an hour late for tea due to time dilation?

6.

Quote:Muffs? Explain yourself. Angry

It's impossible to explain "Muffs".

Quote:More importantly, how could you tell?

Because skin looks different to normal cloths.

Quote:Why does nobody love me?

Because you just rolled around in the dirt and nobody loves a dirty pussy.

Quote:If I removed a fly's wings, is it now a walk?

No, it's a fly without wings and you're a horrible person.

Quote:If man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Humans didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor. It's just that humans and gorillaz and monkeys and orangutans etc.. all took different evolutionary paths.

Quote:Hmmmm, not a bad try. But inaccurate. However I give you 7 out of 10. Smile

Not bad considering it took me 7 minutes to reply to your question and I'd never herd of either of them. ><

Quote:Can you imagine me if I did? Laugh out load

no

Quote:This is really tough and embarrassing for me to ask, but I desperately need an answer, or some constructive advice... How do I... git good?

Practice.

Quote:What's another word for 'thesaurus'?

同义词库

Quote:Why is there only one Competition Commission?

Because if they had two they'd need a third to make sure that competition between the first two is fair which would create a never ending cycle.

Quote:How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

It's the dwarfs. They go around waving their little stubby fingers and use their dwarf magic to pragnent all the womens.

Quote:Who had the better connection with the audience, Philily or Jo jones:

Philily, he had three bars where as Jo Jones only had 1 bars, though if he waved his hand around he could get two bars in certain areas.

Quote:Why did you not think this through when you made this thread?

I was blinded by the new shiny sub-forum.

Quote:Fucking Earmuffs. An oxymoron?

yes.

Quote:How much muff would an Earmuff muff, if an Earmuff did muff, muff?

An earmuff would muff muff if an earmuff did muff muff.

Duh.

Why are you such a know-it-all?

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-10-2015, 09:25 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
What ever happened to that dapper vest?

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08-05-2017, 08:02 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
If Caesar conquered Gaul, who conquered Unmitigated Gaul ?

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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08-05-2017, 08:40 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(08-05-2017 08:02 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  If Caesar conquered Gaul, who conquered Unmitigated Gaul ?

Angry speaking of unmitigated gaul gall!


I suppose necro-posting is going to be a thing, now. Dodgy

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08-05-2017, 08:51 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(08-05-2017 08:40 AM)kim Wrote:  
(08-05-2017 08:02 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  If Caesar conquered Gaul, who conquered Unmitigated Gaul ?

Angry speaking of unmitigated gaul gall!


I suppose necro-posting is going to be a thing, now. Dodgy

You should ask Muffs. Laugh out load


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