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27-09-2015, 10:32 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Why is an asteroid called and asteroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?

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27-09-2015, 10:35 PM
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27-09-2015, 10:36 PM
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27-09-2015, 10:37 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Where do we insert the quarters?

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27-09-2015, 10:45 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

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27-09-2015, 10:51 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 09:31 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Why is the sky blue?

Because Bob Ross wanted it that way.

(27-09-2015 09:37 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"? That's fucked up...

Indeed.

(27-09-2015 09:41 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Why is a turtle a turtle yet a turtle dove is a bird???

Because Adam was an asshole, at least if we're going by Genesis.

(27-09-2015 09:47 PM)cactus Wrote:  I prayed to Ganesh for a pay raise. Why didn't it happen?

Did you pray in Hindi?

(27-09-2015 09:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Ooooooh I've got an important question!

Will you ever finish the forum history????

Yeah...oh look a shiny thing......

Forever a WIP.

(27-09-2015 09:53 PM)Banjo Wrote:  "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

Blink

(27-09-2015 10:28 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A lot.

(27-09-2015 10:32 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Why is an asteroid called and asteroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?

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Your move.

(27-09-2015 10:37 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Where do we insert the quarters?

Strippers don't take loose change.

(27-09-2015 10:45 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

You should try it and get back to us.

For science.

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27-09-2015, 10:51 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:45 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
Does wearing sunglasses help?
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27-09-2015, 10:53 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
What sort of fish is that small one on the right?

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27-09-2015, 10:54 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:51 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(27-09-2015 09:31 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Why is the sky blue?

Because Bob Ross wanted it that way.

(27-09-2015 09:37 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"? That's fucked up...

Indeed.

(27-09-2015 09:41 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Why is a turtle a turtle yet a turtle dove is a bird???

Because Adam was an asshole, at least if we're going by Genesis.

(27-09-2015 09:47 PM)cactus Wrote:  I prayed to Ganesh for a pay raise. Why didn't it happen?

Did you pray in Hindi?

(27-09-2015 09:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Ooooooh I've got an important question!

Will you ever finish the forum history????

Yeah...oh look a shiny thing......

Forever a WIP.

(27-09-2015 09:53 PM)Banjo Wrote:  "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

Blink

(27-09-2015 10:28 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A lot.

(27-09-2015 10:32 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Why is an asteroid called and asteroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?

[Image: Asteroids-arcadegame.jpg]

Your move.

(27-09-2015 10:37 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Where do we insert the quarters?

Strippers don't take loose change.

(27-09-2015 10:45 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

You should try it and get back to us.

For science.

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27-09-2015, 10:57 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:54 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(27-09-2015 10:51 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Because Bob Ross wanted it that way.


Indeed.


Because Adam was an asshole, at least if we're going by Genesis.


Did you pray in Hindi?


Forever a WIP.


Blink


A lot.


[Image: Asteroids-arcadegame.jpg]

Your move.


Strippers don't take loose change.


You should try it and get back to us.

For science.

[Image: img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=44366078]???

I'm bored, enjoy being witty, and Muffs hasn't answered shit yet.

Also, that fish is Steve Zissou.

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