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27-09-2015, 11:05 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Muff's left for work.

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27-09-2015, 11:44 PM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 11:05 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Muff's left for work.

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So? I'm at work right now, and you don't see me slacking on my forum duties. Tongue

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28-09-2015, 12:41 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
Hvorfor cykelstyr men med gamle æbler og rygeoste?
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28-09-2015, 12:48 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 11:44 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(27-09-2015 11:05 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Muff's left for work.

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So? I'm at work right now, and you don't see me slacking on my forum duties. Tongue

Muff's is likely pushing furniture from one place to another and then back again.

Nishi, that's pretty funny. Kind of Pythonish. Big Grin

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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28-09-2015, 01:31 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 12:48 AM)Banjo Wrote:  If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testical.

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28-09-2015, 01:51 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:57 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(27-09-2015 10:54 PM)Banjo Wrote:  [Image: img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=44366078]???

I'm bored, enjoy being witty, and Muffs hasn't answered shit yet.

Also, that fish is Steve Zissou.

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For a moment I thought that was Chas in the picture.

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28-09-2015, 06:19 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:28 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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28-09-2015, 06:22 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 10:53 PM)Banjo Wrote:  What sort of fish is that small one on the right?

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I think the Latin name is Fullus Circlitus.

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28-09-2015, 06:29 AM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2015 06:54 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(28-09-2015 06:22 AM)unfogged Wrote:  ...
I think the Latin name is Fullus Circlitus.

Circlitus Laughat you said clitus.

Full Circle will henceforth and forthwith be known as Sir Clitus.

It has been decreed.

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28-09-2015, 06:40 AM
RE: Ask Muffs all those deep hard life questions.
(27-09-2015 09:19 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(27-09-2015 08:56 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Because I know everything and have all the answers.

Ask away.

In 30 years.

I will be crowned Supreme Overlord of the World.
It will be the 20th anniversary of the first person, me, to land on Mars.

Quote:Why is the sky blue?

Because that is the colour that doesn't pass through our atmosphere where all the other colours of the spectrum pass through. Thus why a sunset is all orange and red and shit because the angle the light hits the atmosphere is different and so different colours can't pass through and light up the sky.

Quote:Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"? That's fucked up...

Because you can't say the word 'lisp' without saying it like you have a bit of a lisp so it describes itself by the way you say it. Also, for the lolz and trollz.

Quote:Why is a turtle a turtle yet a turtle dove is a bird???

The same reason why a peanut is neither a pea or a nut (it's a lentil).

Quote:I prayed to Ganesh for a pay raise. Why didn't it happen?

Because your Indian boss Ganesh doesn't like you.

Quote:Will you ever finish the forum history????

Time keeps passing by so there keeps being more shit to add. I'm waiting for a lul in time so I have a chance to catch up.

Quote:Why does it hurt when I pee?

Remember that night in your 20's? No? don't worry, your friends do...

Quote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Duh.

Quote:Why is an asteroid called and asteroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?

'asteroid' is a greek word meaning star-like. Greeks didn't call bums asses.

Quote:banjo's pic

Yes.

Quote:Where do we insert the quarters?

Into my wallet.

Quote:Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

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Nope..

Quote:Does wearing sunglasses help?

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Nope..

Quote:What sort of fish is that small one on the right?

It's a rare bread of mammal actually called a aquaticomosapian.

Quote:Hvorfor cykelstyr men med gamle æbler og rygeoste?

Because I need handle bars on my bike so I can ride to the store to buy apples and smoked cheese that's why.

Quote:If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Tests.

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